Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[theoverseen]

[Kip is slurping down his fourth or fifth milkshake and intently watching Prince Daniel's birthday ceremony.]

[ratherdoweddings]

[curdle]

[ is that a fuckin imp ]

[cyan_maid]

...What the fuck is that.

[look if no one was gonna say it]

[misanthropicprinciple]

Who the fuck are you?

[Talk shit about Kip, get hit with a PIP.]

[cyan_maid]

[Try her bitch she's got a knife strapped to her leg under this skirt and she slightly knows how to use it]

I...I asked first!

[misanthropicprinciple]

[HE'S GOT... he's got nothing. He even put his crappy plastic knife away. But he's survived three death games and he's not afraid of anything.]

You wanna go? I've been killed by girls teenagey-er than you, I don't give a fuck. That's our horrendous green bug man and you can fight me.

[theoverseen]

What the fuck is-

Oh! Heeeeeey guys! Fancy meeting you here!

[stitch_in_time]

[Wow, that is a very familiarly-punchable voice.]

...oh, do let me guess. The 'disintegration' ray was a transmat, yeah?

[theoverseen]

No, it was definitely a disintegration ray.

[Gestures at Junpei's robot arm.]

...Now I think about it maybe I should have just teleported myself instead of using a robot with hardlight...

[cyan_maid]

[Th

That

that green bug man thing has

Has the voice

of Kip but Kip is supposed to be dead and in a bottle in the mansion's garden and]

...I'd offer the same sentiment, but I'm darned sure I've never met anyone green before.

[lol who's calliope that's not her]

[ratherdoweddings]

...................................Hello!

[theoverseen]

Knew you guys got away scott-free.

[goteachother]

[Just looking around at this chaos and.... suspicion]

Did you plan this!?

[theoverseen]

Me? It's not my fault that people naturally gravitate toward my raw animal magnetism!

[goteachother]

Well that's rude!

[cyan_maid]

[A H

shit she's really so much prettier in person if this is really Queenie, still so much like Roxy, still-

Shit, SHIT, pull it together Jane, even if you're tearing up a little this is NOT the time to lose it.]

W-Well forgive me if almost half a year in space hasn't acclimated me to every single alien yet!

[goteachother]

You should never call someone a "what" either way.

[Siiigh]

Morgana

[unhappylittletrees]

[what is that and why does he have the sudden urge to punch it?]

[stitch_in_time]

[trust your instincts]

[unhappylittletrees]

[oh, he wants to but Queenie looks like she could kick his ass with ease

choices]

[stitch_in_time]

[Don't be a hero, Jimmy]

[Or at least see exactly how willing she is to telekinetically choke-slam him before you do]

[kingshaming]

...he's certainly... smaller, then I expected.

[everylittlesecret]

Size ain't everything, gigantor. Bet he could out lift you.

[kingshaming]

... I would actually quite like to see that.