airlockedmods: (PAL)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-07-09 01:08 pm
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Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.
ratherdoweddings: (anime's taught me these lessons)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-07-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about him. He kind of, um, sees threats everywhere? I mean, we have been on the run.
goteachother: (don't argue)

[personal profile] goteachother 2017-07-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
's no excuse fer somethin like that.

Morgana's Grace ain' we been through enough?
ratherdoweddings: (there's usually lots to learn)

[personal profile] ratherdoweddings 2017-07-10 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'm not letting anyone in here hurt anyone else. You're right, it's been awful for everyone.
goteachother: (what's necessary)

[personal profile] goteachother 2017-07-10 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[She wants to snap off something smart, defensive after what's happened to Kip. It takes a moment for her to check her anger.]

Alright... thank you.