Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

[airlockedmods]

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

... Do you have a copy of that because I did not get to see Panty Claus.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Neither did I, technically.

[everylittlesecret]

We should totes find a way to see it.

[cyan_maid]

Uh...well...it's pretty easy to find clips on Space Youtube?

[And remixes. And Christmas jingles. And dramatic reenactments.]

[everylittlesecret]

Holy fuck, now I know what I'm doing when we get on the internet!

[cyan_maid]

You really want to watch it...?

[everylittlesecret]

[She slowly looks at Junpei.]

Yes. Because I will not let a unlabeled family member of mine live that down when I do. He got drunk without me.

[cyan_maid]

Er...then...I do suppose it is your choice. I can't stop you.

[everylittlesecret]

Good. [Don't make the human taser miss out on hours of binge watching bad video edits.]

[cyan_maid]

Just be careful if you look up yourself. I...don't search my name on there, for very good reasons.

[everylittlesecret]

What could they show off? My random mental breakdowns or ways of trying to off myself with what looks like fun stunts? I'll be fine.

[cyan_maid]

Uh...well, I was thinking more along the lines of very deplorable pornography? That sort of thing still pops up in the safe search option, I'm...not keen to find out what it excludes.

[everylittlesecret]

Oh. No, that's no big. I'm German. I grew up around all sorts of nudity and questionable things that children shouldn't see.

[cyan_maid]

Aah. I'm American, and my Dad was always very protective. It's a good thing I had such lovely, internet-savvy friends to help prepare me for the real world with swearing and general buffoonery.

[everylittlesecret]

.... my friends back home aren't internet-savvy in the least. Dunno about this bunch.

[cyan_maid]

We really couldn't talk to each other without chat clients.

[Jane glances around, a thoughtful look on her face.] Hm...well, the ones that aren't are sure to be quick learners. Xander's gotten the hang of it by now, even if I do have to shoo him away some nights.

[everylittlesecret]

Skype and texting were how I kept in touch with my friends. Here? Well... we got the pigeons.

[misanthropicprinciple]

We weren't unlabeled family members at the time! You didn't even like me! ...Probably. Unless you still had a crush on me that early.

[everylittlesecret]

I will neither confirm nor deny anything on the subject that I refuse to talk about.

[She does not want to talk about that one-sided crush anymore the trial was enough kthnx.]

[daughterofthemark]

[wow gee it's almost like having it come out that you used to have a crush on someone you now consider family is awkward and unpleasant]

[everylittlesecret]

[look at least she doesn't still have a crush on junpei, that stopped when he showed signs of liking yuuri and nari sang a beautiful song to cece.]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[This is the delighted snickering of your shittiest cousin, Nari.]

[everylittlesecret]

[Don't make her set your food on fire or freeze it. Or worse. Want a waterlogged burger?]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Why do you hate his happiness.]

[everylittlesecret]

[Because they were in a murdergame they aren't supposed to be happy.]