theairlock | Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.

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What the fuck is-

Oh! Heeeeeey guys! Fancy meeting you here!

[Wow, that is a very familiarly-punchable voice.]

...oh, do let me guess. The 'disintegration' ray was a transmat, yeah?

No, it was definitely a disintegration ray.

[Gestures at Junpei's robot arm.]

...Now I think about it maybe I should have just teleported myself instead of using a robot with hardlight...

Y'think.

[Oh Kip, Kip, Kip, he was actually sympathizing with you during this whole thing, but this little reveal sounds like it's got some unfortunate backstory.]

I'm gatherin' we missed a whole lot more than a jailbreak after the broadcasts stopped. Care to fill in the blanks, Kipper?

[On instinct, his PAK legs pop out and lift him up and...

behind Queenie.]

Why?

Call it scientific curiosity. Professional interest, maybe.

[He sounds very, very friendly. Kip's right to be hiding.]

[Big ol' red eyes squint in suspicion. Hiding behind his gf now.]

Spoilers.

Looks to me like the season's done, bit late for spoiler warnings.

[So you done fucked up, in other words.]

[That second or two of whistling from the Doctor's pocket is probably nothing. But, Kip, you've been watching raw footage, do you remember that time Rhy's cybernetic arm punched him in the face? Heads up.]

[Boy is it a little weird when his eyes glaze over and one of his PAK legs punches him in the face.

To no verbal or physical reaction whatsoever.]

What-!?

[Wand's out now, pointed at The Doctor as menacingly as she can manage.

This looks too much like imperius for her not to freak out, sorry.]

Release him

Now

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[Whose hand goes to the sleeve of her dress immediately prepared to draw her wand and jinx someone.]

[Th

That

that green bug man thing has

Has the voice

of Kip but Kip is supposed to be dead and in a bottle in the mansion's garden and]

...I'd offer the same sentiment, but I'm darned sure I've never met anyone green before.

[lol who's calliope that's not her]

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