week 2

[airlockedmods]

[With the sudden pirate takeover and the sudden, tragic deaths of the crew, the second week of the Starfield Penitentiary rehabilitation project is off to a rough start. After Price's call for parlay with the pirate captain, he was not seen for the remainder of Saturday but around 10 pm it is his calm but tense voice that makes the time announcement.

Buckle in, Champions, things are about to get bumpy.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your AC for week 1 and submit your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[goldrighthand]

Did I give you a reason to believe I was joking.

[rickdiculous]

No, I just - I don't know. It seemed like a fake super villain name. Or like...a real amateur pro wrestler.

[goldrighthand]

[LONG-SUFFERING SIGH]

It is an inherited title. The first Doomfist was the one to create the gauntlet - a war hero, he was followed by my predecessor who thought it was better used for petty thievery and profit. When he fell, I claimed it as my own. I even modified my arm to better interface with it- there may be some redundant systems that we can cannibalize.

But personally, I am hoping to make use of one of the omnics that were damaged in the assault.

[rickdiculous]

Oh. So i-it's the Green Lantern. Or The Flash but...but lame.

[gdmit akande]

Those bitches might be a little rudimentary, but it could be worth checking out if we can get access to them.

[goldrighthand]

[BOY]

Better than nothing.

[rickdiculous]

Dude's likely to try and - and vaporize us if we so much as puke in the direction of his bots. Think anyone kept any of the remains?

[goldrighthand]

Unless he's capable of repairing them, I don't see why he would hold on to them. The matter is finding where he kept them.

And if he can repair, he clearly keeps spare parts; I see no rule against...acquiring them.

[rickdiculous]

Ooh, reading between-the-lines. I like that.

Ship has to...have some way to deal with all that waste. Don't think it'll be too hard to find.

[goldrighthand]

Exactly. We may be trapped here for now, but there may be a way to convince him to allow us more space, as well.

[rickdiculous]

What are you saying - y-y-you want to...impress the fucker?

[goldrighthand]

If you wish to phrase it that way.

He has a position of power over us; there is no immediately apparent way to change that. So, we make it in his interest to humor us so we can humor him. [and a slight change in tone suggests that Akande doesn't like it, but look.

LOOK.]

Ideally, we are given the tools of his demise.

[Lima Syndrome, anyone?]

[rickdiculous]

Fine. Fine. Yeah, whatever. All's I'm sayin is that I don't want to...come off as a dicksucker, man.

[shrug]

[goldrighthand]

[ABSOLUTELY DEADPAN]

You will not need to suck anyone's dick.

[rickdiculous]

Well, you're talking about kissing up to the guy, I-I'm just making sure that...isn't what you had in mind.

[at this point he has undone his eye thing btw bc I ran out of icons]

[goldrighthand]

I expect he has a type. I also expect neither of us are it.

[THANK GOD]

[rickdiculous]

Wait, w-where are you getting that - that idea from. Are you saying he wouldn't...wouldn't be attracted to me.

[goldrighthand]

Perhaps if you had robot parts.

[beat]

More obvious robot parts.

[rickdiculous]

...there weren't holes in those robots, Akande.

[goldrighthand]

I am simply saying I would not be surprised to learn differently.

But all this is besides the point.

[rickdiculous]

There was - no place to...to stick his dick into, Akande. None.

[goldrighthand]

[he can't believe he's discussing this

what is his life

what has it become]

Rick, you are almost twice as old as I am, a brilliant man, and I believe you may have seen far more than I have or ever will.

Do you honestly believe that would stop someone.

[rickdiculous]

If it don't fit, he can't do shit.

[goldrighthand]

I am not discussing this further. [He reaches up to rub his face] But if you want to test his attraction, by all means. Perhaps we'll get lucky.

[rickdiculous]

Worth a shot.

[goldrighthand]

[when they get out of here he's taking you to a robot hooker]

Back to the subject. I will see if I can obtain any information regarding his family and attachments. And you?