week 2

[airlockedmods]

[With the sudden pirate takeover and the sudden, tragic deaths of the crew, the second week of the Starfield Penitentiary rehabilitation project is off to a rough start. After Price's call for parlay with the pirate captain, he was not seen for the remainder of Saturday but around 10 pm it is his calm but tense voice that makes the time announcement.

Buckle in, Champions, things are about to get bumpy.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your AC for week 1 and submit your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[goldrighthand]

If you wish to phrase it that way.

He has a position of power over us; there is no immediately apparent way to change that. So, we make it in his interest to humor us so we can humor him. [and a slight change in tone suggests that Akande doesn't like it, but look.

LOOK.]

Ideally, we are given the tools of his demise.

[Lima Syndrome, anyone?]

[rickdiculous]

Fine. Fine. Yeah, whatever. All's I'm sayin is that I don't want to...come off as a dicksucker, man.

[shrug]

[goldrighthand]

[ABSOLUTELY DEADPAN]

You will not need to suck anyone's dick.

[rickdiculous]

Well, you're talking about kissing up to the guy, I-I'm just making sure that...isn't what you had in mind.

[at this point he has undone his eye thing btw bc I ran out of icons]

[goldrighthand]

I expect he has a type. I also expect neither of us are it.

[THANK GOD]

[rickdiculous]

Wait, w-where are you getting that - that idea from. Are you saying he wouldn't...wouldn't be attracted to me.

[goldrighthand]

Perhaps if you had robot parts.

[beat]

More obvious robot parts.

[rickdiculous]

...there weren't holes in those robots, Akande.

[goldrighthand]

I am simply saying I would not be surprised to learn differently.

But all this is besides the point.

[rickdiculous]

There was - no place to...to stick his dick into, Akande. None.

[goldrighthand]

[he can't believe he's discussing this

what is his life

what has it become]

Rick, you are almost twice as old as I am, a brilliant man, and I believe you may have seen far more than I have or ever will.

Do you honestly believe that would stop someone.

[rickdiculous]

If it don't fit, he can't do shit.

[goldrighthand]

I am not discussing this further. [He reaches up to rub his face] But if you want to test his attraction, by all means. Perhaps we'll get lucky.

[rickdiculous]

Worth a shot.

[goldrighthand]

[when they get out of here he's taking you to a robot hooker]

Back to the subject. I will see if I can obtain any information regarding his family and attachments. And you?

[rickdiculous]

I dunno. I'll- I'll see if I can squeeze anything out of him during...office hours. Maybe seduce him.

[goldrighthand]

[R I C K] If you wish. I will not need the details.

[rickdiculous]

I mean, that'd be useful, right?

[goldrighthand]

If you can somehow get in to his pants, yes, but as I mentioned the goal of this is to get something we can use.

[rickdiculous]

Like his penis.

[goldrighthand]

[rickdiculous]

...h-hey, don't kinkshame, dude.

[goldrighthand]

[HIS HAND REMAINS RIGHT WHERE IT IS]

Do you want to seduce him.

[rickdiculous]

No. But - but it'll be for the greater good or whatever, right.

[goldrighthand]

Then I will remember your sacrifice. Until then [PLEASE LET HIM CHANGE THE SUBJECT] do you think any of the others could be tapped to assist with the overall goal?