Week 4

[airlockedmods]

[After everything that this case was, you probably don't want to deal with anything else. But you wake up on Sunday, just like before, with some new memories, and some new stores to check out.

Let's see what this week brings.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Don't forget to check in, and check your memory regains! You can also stop by the gacha machine and Xander's office hours. ))

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

You said it was easy.

[burninglight]

It is easy. Unless you have no idea what you're doing, in which case you'll come away with a passable edge and also presumably bloody hands.

[motherfucking_ghost]

You rub the edge on the edge until the edge is a cutting edge. [He's being a shit on purpose.]

[burninglight]

Excellent. So why do you look so perplexed about the process?

[motherfucking_ghost]

I don't look perplexed. Your face is perplexed.

Also this seems dumb, but hey, when in Rome...

[burninglight]

[...now his face really is perplexed because what's a rome]

[motherfucking_ghost]

...do as the Romans do?

[burninglight]

I have no idea what you mean by that.

[motherfucking_ghost]

When in a death mall with people who know how to use weapons, do as the people who know how to use weapons...do?

[burninglight]

Oh, I see--that makes sense.

[he's trying]

[motherfucking_ghost]

...I feel like there has to be more to it than 'rub a plate on a knife and suddenly it's a super knife' but hey.

[burninglight]

It's a matter of having some level of patience and a careful hand.

[it was at that moment ardyn considered who it was he was speaking to.]

Do you want me to show you?

[motherfucking_ghost]

No, apparently it really is that easy, so it's fine and I'll be fine.

[burninglight]

Why are you being so difficult? I was only offering to help.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Your face is being difficult...

[burninglight]

Can you not even answer a simple question?

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm not being difficult, I'm just trying to do something I'm not sure anyone's done by hand in like a couple hundred years or something.

[burninglight]

And I offered to help. I'm not seeing the miscommunication here.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Neither am I, because there's no miscommunicating here at all?

[burninglight]

[SIGH.]

Fine, if you'd rather cut up your hands than let me demonstrate.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I can do it myself, I'm a big boy, I've got big boy facial hair and big boy muscles and everything.

...You think I'm gonna cut myself that badly?

[burninglight]

Broken ceramic tends to have a troublesome edge, to say nothing of the blade itself.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Keep away from the pointy edge, seems pretty basic. But if you're that concerned...

[burninglight]

I just thought I'd offer my expertise. If you don't want it, say so.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Go right ahead and expertise away. [He offers up the plate. Not...broken end first.]