Welcome to the Program

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[Each Champion is awoken by an alarm ringing from a machine attached to their non-dominant arm. Whatever they were doing, whatever state they were in, they're in a bed now, in good health. And maybe a bit different since the last time they looked in a mirror.

There's a text note on the device attached to their arms.]

Good morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the food court in exactly one hour.

[Your surroundings look like your normal everyday space mall. But if you look at the functions of the device on your arm, there's Not-so-familiar profiles, some rules, and a mini-map that'll show you the layout of the mall.

You are free to explore at your leisure...For an hour, at least.]

Comments

[cyan_maid]

That's...very true.

[But she's not really keen on...sharing this particular physical question. Not until you unlock her level 4 backstory.]

I guess...if you don't mind me asking, but if you see a boy with glasses and a doofy bucktoothed grin and, erm...ridiculously tiny yellow shorts? If you see him somewhere, would you mind letting me know? I...was just with him, and he and I are...well, we're long overdue for a proper talk.

[everylittlesecret]

[Backstories... That's a funny thing to share and not possible with this one.]

... Does he have a name or would he be offended if I called him bucktooth knickers boy.

[cyan_maid]

...I mean he would probably not be too offended? He laughs things like that off a lot. But his name is Jake.

[everylittlesecret]

Jake... Alright, I'll do my best to remember that. It would help to know your name as well.

[cyan_maid]

Mine is Jane. [And then, because she was raised in civilized society and not on an island covered in dangerous monsters or the far-flung water apocalypse future,] And, what is yours? So I know who I ought to thank.

[everylittlesecret]

Nari is fine. If we are all kidnapped here, formalities are the least of our concerns when it comes to properly addressing one another.

[cyan_maid]

I suppose that's true.

[She'll end up defaulting to Miss and Mister, though, because of course she will.]

So, um...did you...need some help removing smelly stuff from your...kiosk? Why are we waking up in kiosks...

[everylittlesecret]

[Then she might get lectured a few times on using those terms.]

I think I have most of it out. I did not want to disturb the other persons sleeping in other to clear their side of the room.

[cyan_maid]

...You have a "roommate" too?

[Jane didn't stick around to say hello, but she did register that there was another person in there with her.]

[everylittlesecret]

There was someone else breathing in there, so I am assuming so, unless they have a strange ambiance soundtrack going on.

[cyan_maid]

...Oh, geez, that'd be terrifying. I'm going to assume it was a person for your sake.

[No creepy breathing ASMR please.]

[everylittlesecret]

I would rather it be a cat or maybe a dog, but I suppose a person would be good as well. I might not exactly armed for a fight.

[cyan_maid]

...Are cats or dogs really better to sleep with?

[everylittlesecret]

Yes. I have a cat, and she makes a wonderful bed companion.

[cyan_maid]

Oh! I see. My best friend...well, she has a lot of cats. [Or had. Maybe. Was Roxy alive? She didn't know, but as long as she stayed away from that awful spider bitch, maybe...] I only got to know one cat, but that one was...not so nice.

[everylittlesecret]

My cat is a delight, and she..... I am hoping she's alright with me being here. I did leave her with enough food for a few days...

muffled screaming about cream in the distance

[cyan_maid]

Mm...she'll probably be fine, I think. Cats are pretty clever and tricksy, they can usually take care of themselves if they need to.

joins in the screaming

[everylittlesecret]

She's pretty spoiled, but she did used to go hiking and hunting with me... she should be fine.

[cyan_maid]

Hunting, too? Golly...

[Cats are tiny predators, so...it does make sense.]

[everylittlesecret]

I got her as a kitten. She picked it up really quickly.

[cyan_maid]

I suppose if a cat is to learn to hunt, doing so as a kitten is the best time to learn...

[everylittlesecret]

They do learns habits faster as kittens, but you could teach an adult cat to hunt.

[cyan_maid]

...I'm assuming that'd take a very long time, though.

[everylittlesecret]

Not really. It depends on the breed of cat, their temperament, and finding out what they are good at.

[cyan_maid]

[Well, it's likely this woman knows more about cats than Jane ever could, so...she'll have to take your word on it, and wonder if it was just bred into GCat that he/she was a fuzzy asshole.]

I guess I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever find myself in possession of a cat.