Welcome to the Program

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[Each Champion is awoken by an alarm ringing from a machine attached to their non-dominant arm. Whatever they were doing, whatever state they were in, they're in a bed now, in good health. And maybe a bit different since the last time they looked in a mirror.

There's a text note on the device attached to their arms.]

Good morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the food court in exactly one hour.

[Your surroundings look like your normal everyday space mall. But if you look at the functions of the device on your arm, there's Not-so-familiar profiles, some rules, and a mini-map that'll show you the layout of the mall.

You are free to explore at your leisure...For an hour, at least.]

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

My cat is a delight, and she..... I am hoping she's alright with me being here. I did leave her with enough food for a few days...

muffled screaming about cream in the distance

[cyan_maid]

Mm...she'll probably be fine, I think. Cats are pretty clever and tricksy, they can usually take care of themselves if they need to.

joins in the screaming

[everylittlesecret]

She's pretty spoiled, but she did used to go hiking and hunting with me... she should be fine.

[cyan_maid]

Hunting, too? Golly...

[Cats are tiny predators, so...it does make sense.]

[everylittlesecret]

I got her as a kitten. She picked it up really quickly.

[cyan_maid]

I suppose if a cat is to learn to hunt, doing so as a kitten is the best time to learn...

[everylittlesecret]

They do learns habits faster as kittens, but you could teach an adult cat to hunt.

[cyan_maid]

...I'm assuming that'd take a very long time, though.

[everylittlesecret]

Not really. It depends on the breed of cat, their temperament, and finding out what they are good at.

[cyan_maid]

[Well, it's likely this woman knows more about cats than Jane ever could, so...she'll have to take your word on it, and wonder if it was just bred into GCat that he/she was a fuzzy asshole.]

I guess I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever find myself in possession of a cat.

[everylittlesecret]

[Cats are her passion]

You don't possess a cat, cats possess you.

[cyan_maid]

...This is my first lesson in the ways of cats, isn't it.

[everylittlesecret]

The most important one, too.

[cyan_maid]

...I guess I ought to be taking notes.

[everylittlesecret]

Only if you want to. In malls there's many a time where you can find something that will detail everything about the subject you are looking for.

[cyan_maid]

I'll see if I can keep my eyes peeled for something to use. [If anything, it'll prove useful for...keeping her preoccupied.]

[everylittlesecret]

If you find an information kiosk, there should be guide as to what stores have what. That would make it much simpler.

[cyan_maid]

Here's hoping there's a friendly face sleeping inside of that, too.

[everylittlesecret]

Or it could be one of those that literally is just a poster inside of a glowing box.

[cyan_maid]

It...could be that, too.

[everylittlesecret]

More likely the latter. Very few places have humans or others for info. Sorry.

[cyan_maid]

Ah...yeah, everything is becoming automated, isn't it? [Or it should be, somewhat, in 2011.]

[everylittlesecret]

It's pretty automated or just signs where I'm from for sure.

[cyan_maid]

Hm, I see. I'll admit, I haven't been home for a while, so maybe things have changed a lot more than I thought.

[everylittlesecret]

Depends. Where you from?