Welcome to the Program

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[Each Champion is awoken by an alarm ringing from a machine attached to their non-dominant arm. Whatever they were doing, whatever state they were in, they're in a bed now, in good health. And maybe a bit different since the last time they looked in a mirror.

There's a text note on the device attached to their arms.]

Good morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the food court in exactly one hour.

[Your surroundings look like your normal everyday space mall. But if you look at the functions of the device on your arm, there's Not-so-familiar profiles, some rules, and a mini-map that'll show you the layout of the mall.

You are free to explore at your leisure...For an hour, at least.]

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

Not really. It depends on the breed of cat, their temperament, and finding out what they are good at.

[cyan_maid]

[Well, it's likely this woman knows more about cats than Jane ever could, so...she'll have to take your word on it, and wonder if it was just bred into GCat that he/she was a fuzzy asshole.]

I guess I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever find myself in possession of a cat.

[everylittlesecret]

[Cats are her passion]

You don't possess a cat, cats possess you.

[cyan_maid]

...This is my first lesson in the ways of cats, isn't it.

[everylittlesecret]

The most important one, too.

[cyan_maid]

...I guess I ought to be taking notes.

[everylittlesecret]

Only if you want to. In malls there's many a time where you can find something that will detail everything about the subject you are looking for.

[cyan_maid]

I'll see if I can keep my eyes peeled for something to use. [If anything, it'll prove useful for...keeping her preoccupied.]

[everylittlesecret]

If you find an information kiosk, there should be guide as to what stores have what. That would make it much simpler.

[cyan_maid]

Here's hoping there's a friendly face sleeping inside of that, too.

[everylittlesecret]

Or it could be one of those that literally is just a poster inside of a glowing box.

[cyan_maid]

It...could be that, too.

[everylittlesecret]

More likely the latter. Very few places have humans or others for info. Sorry.

[cyan_maid]

Ah...yeah, everything is becoming automated, isn't it? [Or it should be, somewhat, in 2011.]

[everylittlesecret]

It's pretty automated or just signs where I'm from for sure.

[cyan_maid]

Hm, I see. I'll admit, I haven't been home for a while, so maybe things have changed a lot more than I thought.

[everylittlesecret]

Depends. Where you from?

[cyan_maid]

Washington. The, erm, the state.

[everylittlesecret]

Oh, so a native Washingtonian? I'm a transplant myself. Beautiful state.

[cyan_maid]

Oh...!

[TWO OTHER WASHINGTON PEOPLE this is...this is something else entirely.]

I-It is really lovely! I actually...miss it, a lot. Even if I would still be grounded in my room...

[everylittlesecret]

I spent a few years around the Seattle area and Tacoma, but the coast is where I prefer to be. And hey, even when grounded, as long as one can see the trees, everything is alright in the world.

[Trees are important.]

[cyan_maid]

I grew up in Maple Valley, it's about forty miles out from Seattle? And we had a nice tree in the front yard, it had a tire swing and everything. Gosh, I miss just sitting in that swing...

[Those good old days of childhood and carefree curiosity.]

[everylittlesecret]

I've swung through there! Dad was always looking for new places to hike, so we've driven through most of the towns in the state.

[cyan_maid]

Wow, really? That's awesome!

[Thank goodness it is a real place in the real world that people can see with their own eyes.]

When was that, anyway? I'm just curious.

[everylittlesecret]

About... 2012? So a few years now.