Week 2

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Week 2

[The Champions have now been here for one week, and while the dud of a first incentive didn't tempt anybody, the fact remains obvious: a lack of murder isn't going to be the thing that gets you out of here.

Blaze Dudely and Rox have not made a reappearance since Tuesday, leaving you to your own devices for the moment. That door they entered and exited through remains locked, and there is no new area to access this week. Are you sure they're even still back there? Despite their absence, you all wake up on Sunday morning from strange dreams. What to make of it?

You can only hope it's not a bad omen for the rest of the week.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Don't forget to turn in your AC for Week 1, submit your memory regain, and turn in your Benefactor threads! ))

Comments

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Stop wha- oh shit!

[SHE DID NOT SEE THAT. Excuse Zombina as she hastily tries to scramble out of the way. The bikini-clad zombie makes to get ontop of the nearest chair. YOU CAN'T GET HER NOW ROOMBA. Just.... circle around her chair like a hungry shark.]

Where did this thing come from!?

[stillstands]

[Well. In terms of things she did not expect to happen, this would be pretty high up there. Why the bikini?]

It was with the things outside my room this morning. It's... uh. I'm not sure why it's like this, really...

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

[Makes fixing stitches easier. Don't have to go back to the room and strip to get to 'em.]

Geez, it's like ya got your own personal guard roomba now!

[Zombina tries to get down... and NOPE. Promptly gets back up on the chair. Don't need loose a foot today.]

It really doesn't want me near ya, huh? Noooot that I don't blame it, considering what I am.

[stillstands]

[Beep, whiiiirrrrrrrrrr. Ruri roomba is doing her best.]

It's been like this all day, with everyone who startles me. [It went for Karamatsu's cardboard cut out earlier?? I mean that is pretty terrifying but c'mon.]

Sometimes it listens when I tell it to stop, and sometimes it just ignores me.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Huh. Ya think it actually understands ya then? Since it sometimes listens ta ya.

[Is there a really primitive AI in there or something.]

[stillstands]

Hopefully, otherwise someones going to get their ankles stabbed before the week's out.

[Hahaha... ha...]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Hopefully it's me instead of anyone else than. I can just stitch it up.

[Hahah....ha.]

Geez, this thing gotta name yet? At this rate, Ya might wanna call it Stabby or somethin'. Or Sir Shankerton? Or how 'bout Knife ta Meetcha!

[ZOMBINA.]

[stillstands]

[... R-right. Zombie. Can't forget that...]

It might be a little literal...? I spoke with Roxy-san and agreed on Ruri. She seemed pretty convinced this little one's a girl.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Eeeehhh, yeah proooobably. If Roxy-chan agrees, than yeah, Ruri's a perfectly fine name! 'S a nice simple name. Ya could even give her a little name tag if ya wanted since it's short.

[Either that or give the roomba a paint job.]

[stillstands]

... I guess people have nicknames.

[Ruri "Stabby" the Roomba.]

Like people do with tortoises? Where they paint names on their shell...?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yup! I got one myself, Bina-chan!

[Short for Zombina of course.]

Yeah, like that! It'll make it so that if we get anymore roombas, you'll always know which one is Ruri-chan!

[stillstands]

... Maybe that's not a bad idea. But surely I just have to walk away from them and she'd be the only one following me.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

But what if ya get another roomba yourself? Ruri 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[stillstands]

I think one is more than enough... but if any more show up then by all means, they'll be up for grabs.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Niiiice. I'll hafta get a Zombina Jr. then! Like, a whole buncha Zombina jrs.!

[Don't literally name it that. Maybe she could have her own horde!]

[stillstands]

[Why.]

... I-if you... want to?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

[Why not?]

Oh I want ta alright! Or oh, whaddya think of this! I could name 'em after me and my teammates! One could be Zombina jr., One could be Manako Jr., One could be Tionshia Jr., one could be Doppel Jr., and I guess one could be Agent Smith Jr.? Not sure if that lazy ass deserves ta have a roomba named after her though.

[stillstands]

Agent Smith Jr...?

Are these names of friends of yours?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yup, my M.O.N. Teammates and my lazy boss! Well, she's our coordinator, but she doesn't really do any fightin' so, whatever.

[stillstands]

... Um. First of all, what's a M.O.N.?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

It stands for Monster Ops:Neutralization, or MONsters of a New Law if ya prefer! When liminal species- or extra-species, that works too- first revealed themselves ta the general public three years ago with the Interspecies Exchange Bill bein' put inta place! It was rushed out, so there are a buncha glitches and bugs. One of 'em is that 'cause of the law against humans harming liminal species, the police can't do shit about liminal species criminals and troublemakers!

[That is a big problem obviously.]

So that's where we come in! 'cause me and the resta M.O.N. are liminal species, we can go in and not worry 'bout that law! So whenever somethin' like the recent incident where a buncha Orcs callin' themselves the Pioneer Orc Renaissance Kinsmen held up a Libido Doujin demandin' mainstream erotic manga be changed ta stuff like Orc X Royal Knight, Orc X Teacher, and a buncha other similiar stuff happens, we're called in ta kick ass and take names!

[Things you did not need to know have been learned.]

[stillstands]

[










oh.]

So... a specialised police force to get around the loophole of humans not being able to enforce the law on [what did she say? Liminal?] liminal species. That makes sense.

[SHE'S. UH. GOING TO LEAVE THE DOUJIN THING ALONE FOR NOW.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Pretty much! Me and my teamates are a small team, but we get the job done!

[stillstands]

Then, I guess that's... good. That you work together well.

Sometimes a smaller group is better. At least you know where everyone is, at least.