Week 2

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Week 2

[The Champions have now been here for one week, and while the dud of a first incentive didn't tempt anybody, the fact remains obvious: a lack of murder isn't going to be the thing that gets you out of here.

Blaze Dudely and Rox have not made a reappearance since Tuesday, leaving you to your own devices for the moment. That door they entered and exited through remains locked, and there is no new area to access this week. Are you sure they're even still back there? Despite their absence, you all wake up on Sunday morning from strange dreams. What to make of it?

You can only hope it's not a bad omen for the rest of the week.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Don't forget to turn in your AC for Week 1, submit your memory regain, and turn in your Benefactor threads! ))

Comments

[photoshooter]

Yeah, I... I'm pretty sure mine was a dream. It doesn't make any sense otherwise.

[And that's all he really intends to say about that.]

How can they do something like that, though? Make us all dream something at the same time?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

All right, I'll take your word for it.

[#StillSkeptical]

Fuuuuuck if I know. That's a question for like, Kaiba-kun or something. He's probably one of if not the smartest people here. He'd probably be able ta come up with a theory or two.

[photoshooter]

Oh. Huh, you're right. I guess it makes more sense if everything's VR like he thinks.

[Prompto keeps forgetting about that theory, TBH. There's no reason to program the taste and texture of really boring space food into a video game.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yeah. It'd explain why the fuck they put all of us up inta space of all places.

[Zombina waves a hand around to gesture to where they are.]

I mean, that's gotta be expensive as fuck! An abandoned building in the middle of fucking nowhere would be way less expensive and could still be used for this. Fuck, why not rent out a jail or use the mansion they probably own if they're rich enough ta do this! This is probably the least practical location ta put all of us!

[Zombina huffs and crosses her arms.]

But honestly, fuck it. If they wanna waste all that money on here, then I hope they're broke by the end of this.

Whoops I forgot this was a Monday thread

[photoshooter]

At the very least, yeah. If they have so much money, they can spend it getting us all home. Where we belong.

[Grumble mutter grr.]<

I mean, I like you guys, but I was kiiind of in the middle of something, you know? And I'm not the only one. Some people here, the fate of the world hangs on them, so what gives?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I know, right!?

[Zombina uncrosses her arms and throws her hands up.]

'S like, couldn't they keep their murderboners under control and wait until after those people saved their worlds before draggin' 'em up here to Space Murderstation!

[photoshooter]

[And in response, Prompto folds his own arms, huffing.]

What's even the point of taking people from different worlds, anyway? Or if it's that kind of--of experiment, then why'd they bring both me and Lady Lunafreya, and Kara and his brother? What's the control group? Come on, science should be consistent!

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Exactly! Like geez, 's like they didn't even bother ta check who they were taking. Just grabbed whoever they could find and jammed all of us in the worlds most expensive tin can ever!

[Zombina's enthusiastically moving her hands to make gestures as she speaks.]

They probably ain't even scientists! Or if they are, they probably got kicked outta college for drainin' all the research funds on stupidly expensive and horribly set up experiments!

[photoshooter]

If they got kicked out of college then they can't be scientists! They won't have proper accreditation! This is BS!

[*BS: Bulette shit.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Maybe they just got some forged degrees off the web. Then whoever the fuck funded this shit show took one look and was like:

[Zombina makes an low pitched dumb sounding voice.]

Seems legit! Let's fund them!

'Cause clearly ya'd hafta be dumb enough ta be fooled by somethin' like that ta wanna fund this bullshit.

[photoshooter]

Man, why not cut out the middleman, then? No fake scientists, the jerks with the money just decided to do everything themselves.

[He spreads his hands out to encompass the station around them.]

I wasn't even good at science at school and I know making everything shiny and chrome doesn't mean it's science!

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

That would honestly explain so much. This place reeks of what someone who hasn't actually done any research thinks a high tech place looks like!

[It's better than scientists tbh.]

Honestly it makes so much more sense that some rich assholes are just behind all of this!

[No offense to Kaiba.]

S'like they got bored of sitting on all their money and was like 'Fuck it. I'm bored. Let's do something hella illegal and waste all of this money.'
And that was all the the thought put into this!

[photoshooter]

It's literally just adding insult to injury. Like, bad enough we've been kidnapped to space and told to murder each other. But it's like they didn't even try to make it make sense! Rude!

[R u u u u u u d e!]

If they have so much money, they could've just, I dunno, bought us all new cars! I wouldn't have complained!

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yeah, I mean, can ya at least give us a reason beyond "Hurr, durr, I'm bored and this seemed like an good idea at the time. Duuurrrrr!"

Nah, why settle for cars when they could get us, like, space cars! Spars! Or put their money towards something actually beneficial ta others. Just 'cause you're rich as fuck doesn't mean ya need ta be an asshole and use your money for something as fucking stupid as this!

[Zombina pulls up Kaiba's profile on her pip.]

Like, look at Kaiba-kun! He's rich as fuck and can be kinda a killjoy and a total grump sometimes, but his company is all about games and technology! I mean, fuck, he's even built like two amusement parks! Ya don't see him going around and stuffing people into death games.

[Unless you count the manga version]