Week 2

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Week 2

[The Champions have now been here for one week, and while the dud of a first incentive didn't tempt anybody, the fact remains obvious: a lack of murder isn't going to be the thing that gets you out of here.

Blaze Dudely and Rox have not made a reappearance since Tuesday, leaving you to your own devices for the moment. That door they entered and exited through remains locked, and there is no new area to access this week. Are you sure they're even still back there? Despite their absence, you all wake up on Sunday morning from strange dreams. What to make of it?

You can only hope it's not a bad omen for the rest of the week.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Don't forget to turn in your AC for Week 1, submit your memory regain, and turn in your Benefactor threads! ))

Comments

[lovecolored]

What? Okay, nevermind the pity thing. Who the hell makes salt-flavored booze? That's like a giant spit in the face. 'Oh, ya wanna get wasted? Too bad!'

[ and also clearly the biggest outrage right now. She's only a social drinker, really, but out of all times this would be the most appropriate to become a stress drinker. Where is her complimentary sake? Give it to her, aliens. ]

[theundertaken]

I mean, I've seen some shitty flavored vodka? But that's like, birthday cake or something. Nobody was a desperate enough teenager to drink salt vodka.

[lovecolored]

...I'm intrigued, but also kinda grossed out. You really drink that? [ about the birthday cake vodka, she means ]

Maybe it's a popular flavor with the aliens.

[theundertaken]

Uh, no, I buy real adult alcohol with my real adult money.

Does that mean they're, like. Deer aliens. Alien deer.

[lovecolored]

Hey, you never know! You ever try cherry blossom sake? Sounds gross, but it's pretty good.

[ SHE HAS ADULT MONEY, RUDE. she just usually doesn't buy booze with it because she drinks at parties where there is communal booze. ]

That wouldn't be the weirdest thing, here. A herd of deer could walk through the front door on two legs wearin' business suits and I don't think I'd be shocked anymore...

But they'd still have really shitty taste in booze.

[theundertaken]

[Okay, but if she did buy booze, would it be garbage flavored vodka?]

We still haven't seen any real aliens. Just Zombina and whatever awful scaly thing lives behind Rox's eyes.

[lovecolored]

[ rude ]

Is Zombina an alien? I thought she was, y'know, a zombie. [ ... ] I'm bettin' Rox is a snake lady. Slimy, slithery, scaly.

[theundertaken]

Yeah, I just meant she's the only not-human we've got. Except Rox, the scary scary woman who is definitely not human. And, uh, Penny's profile says "human-passing", so I kinda feel like she's not human either but it might upset her to ask about it?

[lovecolored]

Oh, right.

[ thinking about it for a moment, she pulls up the profiles on her pip ]

Yanno, it also says "Age: Yes", and that she apparently weighs 250 pounds. There's no way someone her size is that chunky.

[ she hadn't considered it before but now she's a little suspicious ]

[theundertaken]

Maybe she's a Terminator.

[lovecolored]

A what-now?

[ great now after this conversation she's gonna have to book it to the media room and marathon Terminator ]

[theundertaken]

It's a movie about a killer robot from the future. They can look like people.

[lovecolored]

[ > tries to imagine Penny killing anyone
> ..........
> begins to laugh ]

Oh, like, a robot without the big shiny rivets everywhere?

[theundertaken]

Yeah. In the second movie it was made out of liquid metal and could shapeshift to look like anyone. Good stuff.

[lovecolored]

...okay, I gotta go watch this now. It sounds science-y, it's probably in the movie room, ze.

[ AND SHE ZOOMS OFF

not before taking a little of that weed tho, thanks for the complimentary 420, friend ]

[theundertaken]

Uh, okay, bye?

[lovecolored]

[ She's in the wind. Such are the downsides of interacting with Marisa, half the time she never says goodbye. What a rude brat. ]