week one

[airlockedmods]

Week 1

[After the initial introduction of the Overseers, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the part of the ship they have access to to their hearts' content. However, the doors that Blaze Dudely and Rox came through are locked tight and cannot be unlocked via PIP.

On Wednesday morning, the same voice that awakened them the previous morning chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot.



Enjoy your week, Champions.]

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Comments

[hellahighwater]

[ Juuuust as she's about to- ugh- ]

I'm not touching the arm thing, I don't want my arm to explode, I'm touching the sleeves!

[theundertaken]

Oh. [...] Ohhhhhh. Well, geez, why don't you just go to your room and take it off to do that? Be a lot easier.

[hellahighwater]

[ That...would make so much...sens....e..... ]

...'Cause it's been pissing me off since I woke up here and I got tunnel-vision?

[theundertaken]

......I mean, yeah, I guess that’s fair.

Maybe you could use the leftover fabric to make these less...these. [They are very form-fitting and you can pretty much see every dude’s dick]

[hellahighwater]

Implying I know anything about clothes... Shit, I guess I could make a universal donation. ...You dudes do have it kind of harsh.

[ everyone can tell and judge you, that's rough buddy ]

[theundertaken]

...damn, how'd you like to be the guy everyone on the station decided needed the only modesty loincloth?

[hellahighwater]

Better than- [ excuse her, she's carving up that spandex ] than being the guy with the smallest possible prick, isn't that how it goes?

[theundertaken]

I guess. Still kinda draws attention to the fact that everybody was staring at your dick all week. Which, uh, maybe they're into that.

[eeeeesh, talking about dicks with a teenage girl, how'd he get here]

[hellahighwater]

[ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

Maybe the Overseers are into that. Perverted fucks. [ ...she grins almost challengingly at the first security camera she sees. ]

[theundertaken]

Uuuuugh, gross. Don't make me think about Blaze Dudely like that.

[hellahighwater]

I still can't believe that's his fucking name...

[theundertaken]

It's pretty incredible. Him and Renegade Skullqueen.

[hellahighwater]

Jesus that is still fucking insane.

[theundertaken]

Do you think we could give ourselves our own Blaze Dudely names?

[hellahighwater]

Where would we even start? How do you come up with something to match that?

[theundertaken]

Man, I don't know. You could be like...Punch...Surfninja.

[hellahighwater]

[ ......... ]

Punch Surfpirate.

[theundertaken]

Yessssssssssssssssss.

[hellahighwater]

And you could be, uh- no, come on...Art Hardrocker.

[theundertaken]

Art Hardrocker.

[Art Hardcocker - no, he just got away from dick talk with Chloe and he's not going back there.]

[hellahighwater]

I'm not going back on it, I think it sounds hella.

[theundertaken]

Totally! [is hella what the kids are saying these days, fuck he shouldn't feel this old] It's cool! C'mon, let's do the others - how about Prompto?

[hellahighwater]

[ don't listen to her she uses it wrong ]

Ohhhhh Prompto? [ She pulls up her PIP real fast, like- oh he likes photography he really is just boy max ] Spiky Photobomber.

[theundertaken]

[Max snaps his fingers.] Roxy's practically got her own, she can be Void Screamdeath.

[hellahighwater]

And Yuri can be Freeze Shoutly!