week one

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Week 1

[After the initial introduction of the Overseers, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the part of the ship they have access to to their hearts' content. However, the doors that Blaze Dudely and Rox came through are locked tight and cannot be unlocked via PIP.

On Wednesday morning, the same voice that awakened them the previous morning chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot.



Enjoy your week, Champions.]

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Comments

[hellahighwater]

What? No, no, it'll be fine. Everyone needs a little stabbing in them. [ chloe-- ] You got what I mean.

[theundertaken]

Mmmmm. Yeeeeeeeah. As long as you keep it aimed right.

[Max flicks through the profiles for a second.]

...man, Zombina's almost got one already.

[hellahighwater]

...Dang, she does, how the fuck do we top that?

[theundertaken]

I dunno. You can't even add anything new. It's just like...Zombina "Zombie" McZomberton. Queen of Zombies.

[hellahighwater]

No... No, wait, I got it. We can keep the base, so Rotten, right? Rotten Gutspill.

[theundertaken]

Oooooh, sounds nasty. I like it.

[hellahighwater]

Ain't it good? Mmm, who's next, who's next? Marisa, she's 'Splodey Boomsound!

[theundertaken]

Manaka! She's...uh, scary, but that's just how she is...Magus Lineface?

[hellahighwater]

Straightforward, to the point... I like it. Slaine, uh...

[ Ohhh she's staring at his profile likes. ]

...If I say Gentle Princessfucker is that too mean?

[theundertaken]

.....mmmmmmaybe. Haven't talked to him enough to know if he has a sense of humor. Chitose could be Ehhhhhhh. [He shrugs and makes a so-so motion. Mediocre!]

[hellahighwater]

Fine. Amendment: Princesshugger. [ Anyway ] Pfft, wow, that one's mean too!

[theundertaken]

I know she doesn't have a sense of humor about it? But that doesn't mean it's not funny.

[hellahighwater]

[ MMMMMMMMMMMMM ]

True dat. Ehhhhhhh it is. What about that Penny girl? Sunshine Stifftalk?

[theundertaken]

I'd say Sunshine Terminator but that seems too on-the-nose. Stifftalk's good.

[hellahighwater]

Terminator...? I don't get that from her, what gives?

[theundertaken]

She weighs like 200 pounds.

[hellahighwater]

Holy shit she's a Terminator.

[theundertaken]

Right? It makes the most sense!

[hellahighwater]

Then she's gotta be Sunshine Terminator, I don't- I don't make the rules, there's no better name, on-the-nose or not.