week one

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Week 1

[After the initial introduction of the Overseers, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the part of the ship they have access to to their hearts' content. However, the doors that Blaze Dudely and Rox came through are locked tight and cannot be unlocked via PIP.

On Wednesday morning, the same voice that awakened them the previous morning chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot.



Enjoy your week, Champions.]

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Comments

[hellahighwater]

[ don't listen to her she uses it wrong ]

Ohhhhh Prompto? [ She pulls up her PIP real fast, like- oh he likes photography he really is just boy max ] Spiky Photobomber.

[theundertaken]

[Max snaps his fingers.] Roxy's practically got her own, she can be Void Screamdeath.

[hellahighwater]

And Yuri can be Freeze Shoutly!

[theundertaken]

Hahaha! Kaiba, Kaiba is...Glare Dragonpants!

[hellahighwater]

No- no, I got it. [ Very seriously: ] Painful Sameface.

Karamatsu.

[theundertaken]

Ouuuuch. What's that make Osomatsu, Hellraiser Sameface? I'm, like, seventy-five percent sure he's the one who told me the story about them getting tossed out of Disney as kids.

[He cannot tell them apart.]

[hellahighwater]

Are you serious? If he is, I gotta talk to him! That sounds hardcore!

[ This should not be your reaction, Chloe. ]

[theundertaken]

Yeah, totally! Apparently they killed Mickey Mouse!

[or like, ripped the head off a mascot, but same diff]

[hellahighwater]

You're shitting me, that's awesome.

[ stop ]

Hellraiser, full-stop, forever.

[theundertaken]

Definitely. Uh, shit, who else...Jamie! Jamie can be...Paints Pizzazz.

[hellahighwater]

Paints Pizz- [ She starts laughing. ] Oh, oh-- can Lucina be Princess Stabasalot? Does that one work?

[theundertaken]

That totally works! I bet she stabs all kinds of stuff! Her sword's got a name, you know, like she's fucking Aragorn or something.

[Who else, who else...] Luna! Lunafreya? Whatever. She can be Sunshine Prophecy!

[hellahighwater]

Swords and princesses and shit- perfect. Ohh... Who the fuck's next, let's see...

[ She's scrolling on through her PIP, nodding, nodding... ]

Akira- the guy's gotta be Justice Thieflord.

[theundertaken]

He sounds like a D&D character. [Max is getting his own profile page up as well, just to make sure they get everyone, because somehow that totally became what is happening.] Bolton can be Espresso Darkness. [Dementia Raven Way.]

[hellahighwater]

[ MY IMMORTAL oh my god chloe totally read that.... ] Nice. Tsurugi- help me out with this one, Richie...something, I need a good end.

[theundertaken]

It can't be Richie Rich... [Let him scan that profile again.] Richie Wormstabber? Do you think he means like, earthworm worms or some kinda Dune shit, 'cause I'm thinking Dune.

[hellahighwater]

Wormcrusher. We need some variety in these, we've got a stabbed, and I get the feeling we might have more.

[theundertaken]

Did we do stabbing? [...huh. Yeah. Guess they did.] I feel like that might be a bad sign for this group as a whole.

[hellahighwater]

What? No, no, it'll be fine. Everyone needs a little stabbing in them. [ chloe-- ] You got what I mean.

[theundertaken]

Mmmmm. Yeeeeeeeah. As long as you keep it aimed right.

[Max flicks through the profiles for a second.]

...man, Zombina's almost got one already.

[hellahighwater]

...Dang, she does, how the fuck do we top that?

[theundertaken]

I dunno. You can't even add anything new. It's just like...Zombina "Zombie" McZomberton. Queen of Zombies.

[hellahighwater]

No... No, wait, I got it. We can keep the base, so Rotten, right? Rotten Gutspill.

[theundertaken]

Oooooh, sounds nasty. I like it.

[hellahighwater]

Ain't it good? Mmm, who's next, who's next? Marisa, she's 'Splodey Boomsound!