week 4

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[Just like the previous week the status quo is restored with frighteningly quick efficiency. PAL still makes the morning and night time announcements through the PIP on each Champion's arm, and still the Champion unitards are freshly laundered and re-hung each morning in their closets. Even the glass roses Choromatsu and Takumi broke after the trial in their fit of anger have been replaced with fresh ones. All signs that there was anything amiss this weekend are completely gone.

There's a new floor to explore, their "reward" for a job well done.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your AC for week 3, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

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Bar bar bar, bar Barbara-Ann

[misanthropicprinciple]

Church. I was hoping you'd seen this.

[Junpei's not back to his usual self, either, but there are some things that are far more important than dwelling on one's own utterly crushed heart. Some things like promises made to an unseen audience while talking about dicks in the first aid room.

He doesn't nod to the karaoke machine, but to the stripper poles.]

Looks like they held up their end of the bargain, Tony. [Smirk smirk smirk.] You come up with your routine yet or do you need some help?

[motherfucking_ghost]

[It is stupid good to see Junpei out and about, because he hasn't...really seen him since the trial, and if he hadn't been busy with /MOTIONS TO KING TRAINWRECK, he might've made a point to actually hunt Junpei down, too. (Kingsglaive gotta stick together, right?)

Of course he's gotta bring up the stripping, though. Like. Naturally. Church groans, hand to his face to try and hide the grin.]

Seriously? You still want that to happen? God, what if Princess Tutu comes in? I think her eyeballs would melt out of her skull.

Do they even have costumes to rip off, or am I just gonna have to slink out of whatever lil ol' thing I've got?

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Church had kingsitting to do, Junpei was busy getting his smooch on. It's fine. Bros can pick up anytime.]

I've got a leather jacket you can borrow if you want one, but nothing else I own is, ah. Particularly titillating.

[His evil grin widens.]

Unless you want to put some really high-class underwear on display.

[Guess whose expensive black and red star-patterned underwear has returned to Junpei's possession.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Oh my god. I mean, better to have something classy on before I end up accidentally going Full Monty on people, huh?

Shit, gotta think of good stripper music, too. Do I go full 80stastic or more...I dunno, Rhianna? You want me to do a full dance like dance or do that dude thing where it's mostly flexing and making dumb poses while slowly taking off clothes?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Uh, dance, obviously? What kind of question is that?

[Junpei hops on over to the karaoke machine to start going through the selections.]

What do you think you could pull off? You know, within the obvious limitations. What do we even have here, is it anything you've heard of? Oh, shit.

[He looks up at Church with a shine in his eyes and his finger on one selection.]

Church. It's Britney. You gotta.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I swear to god if it's Toxic I'm not doing it, I'm just not going to, it's cliche. [Thank...god it's not???]

You are really trying to kill me. Or kill everyone else around me. Shit. I don't know what I can pull off; I never moonlighted as a male stripper before. My life has never been that exciting. [you're an intergalactic space marine in an alien war]

[misanthropicprinciple]

No time like the present to test a second career, man. Diversify your portfolio. HR is always looking for stand-out skills.

[He puts the song on, because he can, then sits back and crosses his arms.]

Are you gonna use the poles? Tell me you'll use the poles.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Okay. Okay. Shit. You better strut your stuff, too, Spidey. Can he swing- from a pole- and not break his neck- we just don't know- [who would've thought the classic spider-man theme would survive 600 years

He comes up to one of the poles and looks it up and down, then shrugs and jumps on it like he's sliding down a firepole. ...This is not super sexy. Not even when he throws his head back, hair all a-flutter.]

Do I get money now, honey?

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Snort.]

This isn't a goddamn firehouse charity for grandmas, Church. Give us a show!

[It's not as wide or as bright a grin as he could've offered last week, but at least being a shit can always cheer Junpei up.]

If you really want me up there, give me something to compete with, dude. I bet Matsuno could do better than that.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[why wasn't he on a pole in magic mike at all I have no gifs for this specific scenario There's a reason there are pole dancing classes. It is exercise. And he does not know where to start. Where he will start is by hooking one of his legs around the pole and do a spin that way, all leaned out and ready to party.

Don't forget shimmying up and down that pole in seductive, obscene ways. And ass wiggling for good measure. Y'all saw him on Kip's lap.

He's also realizing that if anyone decides to walk in, they're going to walk right back out with the wrong impression.]

1/3

[scourgingstars]

[hey guys, what's going on in here, how's his favorite kingsglaive-]

[scourgingstars]

[scourgingstars]

[the kingdom of lucis officially disavows all knowledge of leonard church and any position he may have held officially or otherwise.]

[b y e]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Ardyn's exit is accompanied by Junpei's genuine laughter. BYE, DAD!]

Church--Church-- [Hahaha, wheeze.] Did you see his face?

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna just die. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for the floor to swallow me whole, and then I'll just be dead again, and then maybe I won't have to suffer.

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Bet if I was stripping instead of trying to work a pole I could impress him.

[misanthropicprinciple]

You should definitely try it. That's a great idea. You can trust me, I'm a detective.

[Well this has restored Junpei's spirits, at least! MISSION SUCCESS.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

You're the absolute worst. [He says, affectionately, with a stupid grin. Welcome back, Junpei.] I don't think a striptease would work on him anyway. He's my roomie, remember? He at least gets a partial every night when I get ready for bed.

Obviously I have to try harder. I can't rest until everyone not a lesbian has lustful feeling towards me.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[He was never gone! He just had ALL TWO OF HIS FEELINGS COMPLETELY STOMPED ON BY CIRCUMSTANCE. He didn't even get shitfaced to deal with it, he's clearly handling everything this weekend threw at him like the grown adult he is.]

Come on. You can't be everybody's type. I mean. [Clears throat, tilts his head a little.] Some people prefer bad boys.

[...He's clearly insinuating he's a bad boy. Junpei. Buddy.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Who, like Nishi? [Calling you OUT son.] Yeah, Q seems to have a spot for him.

[misanthropicprinciple]

You're an asshole.

[But Junpei's not really mad.]

Just because I have a normal build and didn't go to space boot camp doesn't mean the ladies don't want this.

[motherfucking_ghost]

There's definitely one particular lady that wants that. [eyebrow waggling intensifies and now he's just gonna dick around on the pole some more.] Maybe you should put on a show for her~

[misanthropicprinciple]

Hmmm.

[He's already had a whole day to get used to the idea that he and the so named lady are--well, something.]

I dunno if that's really her style. We tend to be a little more, ah. Subtle, on the other side of the planet.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Says the guy who named his dick and suggested Tony Stark strut his stuff for the cameras. I'm guessing you grew out of subtle.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Well, I have been living in the States for a while. What can I say, you Westerners are a bad influence. I used to be a good college boy.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Sorry college kids have destroyed what ramen probably is like back home with all the instant crap that's so deliciously cheap. I feel like I also should retroactively apologize for any weird anime groups that you may have run into, but honestly they get what they deserve.