week 4

[airlockedmods]

[Just like the previous week the status quo is restored with frighteningly quick efficiency. PAL still makes the morning and night time announcements through the PIP on each Champion's arm, and still the Champion unitards are freshly laundered and re-hung each morning in their closets. Even the glass roses Choromatsu and Takumi broke after the trial in their fit of anger have been replaced with fresh ones. All signs that there was anything amiss this weekend are completely gone.

There's a new floor to explore, their "reward" for a job well done.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your AC for week 3, submit your memory regains and put in your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Who, like Nishi? [Calling you OUT son.] Yeah, Q seems to have a spot for him.

[misanthropicprinciple]

You're an asshole.

[But Junpei's not really mad.]

Just because I have a normal build and didn't go to space boot camp doesn't mean the ladies don't want this.

[motherfucking_ghost]

There's definitely one particular lady that wants that. [eyebrow waggling intensifies and now he's just gonna dick around on the pole some more.] Maybe you should put on a show for her~

[misanthropicprinciple]

Hmmm.

[He's already had a whole day to get used to the idea that he and the so named lady are--well, something.]

I dunno if that's really her style. We tend to be a little more, ah. Subtle, on the other side of the planet.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Says the guy who named his dick and suggested Tony Stark strut his stuff for the cameras. I'm guessing you grew out of subtle.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Well, I have been living in the States for a while. What can I say, you Westerners are a bad influence. I used to be a good college boy.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Sorry college kids have destroyed what ramen probably is like back home with all the instant crap that's so deliciously cheap. I feel like I also should retroactively apologize for any weird anime groups that you may have run into, but honestly they get what they deserve.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Please. We invented cheap ramen crap. And also, weird anime freaks. You should see the outfits I've seen people wear. Like, real, actual Japanese people, just going about their everyday business like they're not wearing the equivalent of five pom-poms on their bodies.

[motherfucking_ghost]

You've got weird fucking tentacle porn and yet doing a little half-naked turn on the catwalk is really gonna be too much?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Hey. I don't watch the tentacle stuff. I'm a man of taste and education.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Education, anyway.

[You know who doesn't seem like a man of either of those? The one who decides to jump up onto the pole and see if he can't hold himself up by his thighs. Don't hit deez nuts, Church.]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Sure, Church. You do you.]

Anyway, Rii-san and I are... I dunno, but we're past the whole shake-a-tailfeather song and dance. I don't have to put on a show is what I'm saying.

[motherfucking_ghost]

And I'm saying putting on a show might be fun. Also, if I'm gonna embarrass myself, Of course I want a partner in crime for it.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Aw, are you saying you're embarrassed, Church? They have self-help books for that, man, no need to drag me into it.

...

Also, I probably can't do that.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Psh, if I still had my sweet fancy threads, this would be even better to strip out of, but noooo, dumb werewolf costume thing. So I gotta shimmy my handsome ass out of this undersuit, so maybe I should just come out topless and take off the costume pants from there. If only we had dollar bills...

Maybe Monopoly money will do. [Because you bet your ass the third rest area has Monopoly, because this is a murder game.]

[misanthropicprinciple]

You could borrow mine. My costume's pretty normal. And, you know. Layered. Might be a little small on you, but who cares if all you're doing is taking it off?

[It's not like Junpei cares if the banana suit gets stretched out.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Maybe it'll rip apart when I flex my manly muscles. Buttons popping off and everything. [church stop]

[misanthropicprinciple]

Hmm.

[That is the doubtiest doubting face man has ever seen, Church.]