let's make a plan of attack

[airlockedmods]

[The Spitter account has been quiet for a few weeks, after the cameras were removed from the Temerity. The password was changed so that the crew of the Temerity couldn't get into the official account, but there was nothing stopping them from making their own.

Whether they have their own account or just scroll through it in their free time, however, #Airlocked! has been trending all week on social media and it all comes from the Airtalked spitter account which has been spitting vague words all week.

Today, there's a new spit on the account, along with a respit of a thread from what looks like a highly popular fan spitter:]

Got the clues? Join me this weekend for Airlocked! fun and games, and a chance to get YOUR message featured in the SPECIAL BONUS CONTENT!

[The image attached to the first spit in the thread is some kind of map with a variety of planet-sized buildings all with space-themed names like the Tropicancer, Halley's, the Monte Starlo, Treasure Planet, and the Milkyway Bay hotel.]

As if that wasn't enough, participating will also enter you to win a prize of 50,000 credits!! #VQCC

So get your clue-finding hats on and get ready for a mystery that YOU get to solve, and get excited for Season 3 coming soon! WOO!

And a BIG shout out to @Airtalked for giving me the honor of letting me run this event!! THANK YOU GUYS

[You have a fist full of spitter, a tank full of fuel, and a map full of stupid space puns. What's the plan, Temerity?]

Comments

[stitch_in_time]

Sethsnogger.

[WHY.]

[That's more worrying than the mention of whatever 'Surgeon General' is.]

I don't think events like this typically allow for ticket-splitting. Maybe if we claim to be some kind of group-mind in multiple bodies...

[refusedtoleave]

What does that mean?

[Not specifying which bit.]

[stitch_in_time]

That across all of time and space, no matter the species, there's always someone who'll look at literal evil and decide they can kiss it and make it all better.

[Because clearly everything else is self-explanatory.]

[refusedtoleave]

I want you to say you're joking... But I don't think you are.

[stitch_in_time]

Oh, don't I wish. They say evil's attractive but for some reason that gets even more literally true when fanfiction's involved.

[He is. Not going to tell her about people writing to actual serial killers in prison.]

[imnotfat]

It's a truly annoying trope mediocre writers resort to because they can't accept people aren't like they want them to be.

[Togami sounded curiously vehement about such opinion, huh]

[refusedtoleave]

I think I'll keep leaving that type of research to the rest of you.

[ratherdoweddings]

I don't think we can pull off sneaking in with this kind of security... at least not laying low. We can save that for when we find ourselves friends.