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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2018-02-25 12:53 pm
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Week 4

[After everything that this case was, you probably don't want to deal with anything else. But you wake up on Sunday, just like before, with some new memories, and some new stores to check out.

Let's see what this week brings.]


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday


(( Don't forget to check in, and check your memory regains! You can also stop by the gacha machine and Xander's office hours. ))
burninglight: (was i born to simply die)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Are they that bad? Smaller birds aren't common enough to be considered any kind of menace back at home.

[we could talk about feelings or birds and birds sound a better choice]
everylittlesecret: (♫ Lie down in my head)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Pigeons breed like crazy. They shit indiscriminately on everything and everyone. Instead of flying away from danger, they run. People might argue that they are smart... but holy fuck they certainly don't display that intelligence most of the time. I mean you could literally walk behind a pigeon and chase it into the street to get hit by a car before it even thinks of flying away. It's like they lack self-preservation, or they're just so used to people that they don't know better.

[It can be pretty sad when you live in big cities.]

Now if there's an entire flock of them, that's when they'll take off flying. Individually they can be a little lacking.
burninglight: (can i bear to seek the truth)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So they're basically walking prey animals. No wonder we don't have any.
everylittlesecret: (♩ Come listen to all the sounds I hear)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They had their uses during the war. They could be trained to take messages. People who keep them as pets now........ well, I don't know why they keep them as pets. I've never been around a pet pigeon before the ones that Kipper gave us.
burninglight: (if the oracle can heal)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see a reason not to. In my own opinion, the greatest flaw of a chocobo is that they are not very easy to keep around for how large they are.
everylittlesecret: (♫ Lie down in my head)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather have a cat, because I'm used to cats. Hell, I'm half tempted to dress up a roomba as a cat... maybe take another roomba and make it look like a bird.
burninglight: (when surrounded by night)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm--I was never particularly fond of cats, personally. I've no real problem with them, just preferred the company of chocobos. That said, a roomba with cat ears does sound amusing.
everylittlesecret: (♬ Lie down in my head)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a dog at one point, and a horse. Cats are easier to travel with. [Rebirth of Stabbycat is coming...] I was thinking of attaching a knife to it, too.
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We definitely don't have horses, which is a conversation I'm certain I've had far too many times.

You should. Maybe Xander will trip over it.
everylittlesecret: (♩ What it's like to be in my dimension)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No horses or anything horse like? Like a unicorn since your world has dragons?

[Spiracorns are technically horses. Stabby horses.]

No thanks. I am not letting him kill another one.
burninglight: (was i born to simply die)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We have duplicorns and spiracorns, but...they're really not the kind of thing one domesticates, to say the least.

[rip rainbow brite]

...fair point.
everylittlesecret: (♩ Come listen to all the sounds I hear)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, if you have the mind for it, anything can be domesticated.

[she still needs to be avenged.]

I did finally get my revenge for Rainbow Brite, though I wish I would have stuck around for the fallout.
burninglight: (must i die to make things right)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You might be surprised. Historically, all attempts to domesticate the species have ended in several fatalities. If it's possible, it isn't worth the trouble with chocobos readily available.

[. . .]

Are you alright? After...all of that.
everylittlesecret: (♩ What it's like to be in my dimension)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm almost tempted to take that as a challenge.

[NARI NO]

I'm...... honestly? No. I'm terrified everyday he'll do it again... but I keep fucking with him because part of me wants to see if I can avoid Rule 6 and make it for self-defense. Really hurt him... except he's really hurt right now, so that's no fun. [Huff huff] Because of him I now have little lightning bolt scars on my fingers, and my feet have it worse. Walking around barefoot sometimes is my only option until my feet wake up fully. They go numb pretty easy now.
burninglight: (then i'll carry on too)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm sorry. If I had my powers, I-

[Ardyn broke off, swallowing hard against the idiotic selflessness that sentence would have ended in. That wouldn't help anything.]

I've been provoking him for the same reason, but I don't have any illusions about 'self-defense' qualifying as a loophole. There's no way that common sense will apply here in any way, and I don't want to see you hurt again.
everylittlesecret: (♩ Make your mark on my territory)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine... I've been using the fountain for a sort of hydro therapy... well, I might need a new place for that now.

[It's fine. It's all fine.]

True... but I can do what I can in order to make his life hell. [She leans forward a bit.] Wanna hear what I did to him the other day?
burninglight: (when surrounded by night)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I absolutely do want to hear it, tell me.
everylittlesecret: (♭ Like Jekyll and Hyde)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is gonna be great.]

So, the other day, after he was done with sabotages? Well, I pad him a visit. See, I got some things in my gacha rolls that gave me a brilliant idea. I took condoms and filled them to bursting with lube and glitter, and one with water. Then I took them in one of the dakimakura to his office. Before he let me in, I cooled the condoms just enough to make them brittle. It made pouring them onto the ground slower work, but hey, fifty balloons filled with something super slippery all over the floor? It was worth the totally stunned look on his face when I explained things to him. Left him standing in the middle of the room, yelling something about a Dusk Dragon, surrounded by pretty much lube bombs.
burninglight: (when surrounded by night)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give him a second to envision that and appreciate the mental image...]

[...and then Ardyn started laughing, probably more earnestly than he had to date since Church turned up a blanketburrito covered in greasepaint dicks.]


Th-...the look on his face must have been artwork--
everylittlesecret: (♫♫ Oh won't you come into my head)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes me wish I had thought to bring a camera for sure. That man is not going to be allowed to live that down, I won't let him.

[As in next motive she might just out loud ask Xander how he dealt with that mess.]
burninglight: (fighting and striving for the light)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[a body has been discovered ardyn's gonna laugh until he dies]

That's a terrible shame, I would have truly loved to see his reaction.
everylittlesecret: (♪ If we're all alone)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hearing Ardyn laughing is nice. At least she's done one right thing today.]

Well, we can see how he'll react if he sticks around on Tuesday.
burninglight: (do i dare believe in hope)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You absolutely have to let me in on making him miserable one of these days. I will be entirely at your disposal to assist.
everylittlesecret: (♩ Carve your name in every cavity)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2018-02-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Can do! I have a bit of a plan of what my next plan of attack is outside of what Specs and Maple have planned with me. I even have a pile of things set aside for future pranks.
burninglight: (living in so much despair)

[personal profile] burninglight 2018-02-25 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I excel at being insufferable and obnoxious.

...Also, I have glitter cannon refills.

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