Week 4

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[After everything that this case was, you probably don't want to deal with anything else. But you wake up on Sunday, just like before, with some new memories, and some new stores to check out.

Let's see what this week brings.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Don't forget to check in, and check your memory regains! You can also stop by the gacha machine and Xander's office hours. ))

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[burninglight]

...I'm sorry. If I had my powers, I-

[Ardyn broke off, swallowing hard against the idiotic selflessness that sentence would have ended in. That wouldn't help anything.]

I've been provoking him for the same reason, but I don't have any illusions about 'self-defense' qualifying as a loophole. There's no way that common sense will apply here in any way, and I don't want to see you hurt again.

[everylittlesecret]

It's fine... I've been using the fountain for a sort of hydro therapy... well, I might need a new place for that now.

[It's fine. It's all fine.]

True... but I can do what I can in order to make his life hell. [She leans forward a bit.] Wanna hear what I did to him the other day?

[burninglight]

I absolutely do want to hear it, tell me.

[everylittlesecret]

[This is gonna be great.]

So, the other day, after he was done with sabotages? Well, I pad him a visit. See, I got some things in my gacha rolls that gave me a brilliant idea. I took condoms and filled them to bursting with lube and glitter, and one with water. Then I took them in one of the dakimakura to his office. Before he let me in, I cooled the condoms just enough to make them brittle. It made pouring them onto the ground slower work, but hey, fifty balloons filled with something super slippery all over the floor? It was worth the totally stunned look on his face when I explained things to him. Left him standing in the middle of the room, yelling something about a Dusk Dragon, surrounded by pretty much lube bombs.

[burninglight]

[Give him a second to envision that and appreciate the mental image...]

[...and then Ardyn started laughing, probably more earnestly than he had to date since Church turned up a blanketburrito covered in greasepaint dicks.]

Th-...the look on his face must have been artwork--

[everylittlesecret]

Makes me wish I had thought to bring a camera for sure. That man is not going to be allowed to live that down, I won't let him.

[As in next motive she might just out loud ask Xander how he dealt with that mess.]

[burninglight]

[a body has been discovered ardyn's gonna laugh until he dies]

That's a terrible shame, I would have truly loved to see his reaction.

[everylittlesecret]

[Hearing Ardyn laughing is nice. At least she's done one right thing today.]

Well, we can see how he'll react if he sticks around on Tuesday.

[burninglight]

You absolutely have to let me in on making him miserable one of these days. I will be entirely at your disposal to assist.

[everylittlesecret]

Can do! I have a bit of a plan of what my next plan of attack is outside of what Specs and Maple have planned with me. I even have a pile of things set aside for future pranks.

[burninglight]

I excel at being insufferable and obnoxious.

...Also, I have glitter cannon refills.

[everylittlesecret]

Oh good. I have a glitter canon! Had two, but I took the other one apart.

[OH GOD]

I have an idea.

[burninglight]

...You have my full attention.

[everylittlesecret]

So Jane and I burned some books the other night. Well, there's this book we burned called Twilight. It's about vampires that instead of burning in the sun they sparkle.

[And with Xander having been bitten, despite not turning...]

I have two sun lamps, we can get a bucket, and we have glitter. Andrea has a door. Bang on it enough and he has to come out sometime. We can add to this plan of course for hilarity. Of course we have to cover the camera by his door somehow to make sure he can't see us do this.

[burninglight]

You're a genius and I love it. I suppose we'll have to make sure the bucket doesn't hit him just in case he feels like stretching Rule Six, but apart from that I'm absolutely in.

[everylittlesecret]

Actually... we might not need a bucket! I do have more condoms, and I can use wind. If I make an ice shard, I could pop it above his head. That way we don't have to worry about him getting hit by a bucket.

[burninglight]

Efficient and stylish, now you're thinking.

[everylittlesecret]

And he can't get mad unless he's a dumbass and inhales the stuff. Or rubs his eyes. [.....] Think we can get Shuttergirl to take pictures?

[HER NAME IS MAX...]

[burninglight]

I bet that she would if we promised the results would be worth it.

[everylittlesecret]

Thing is... I've never talked to her. Would going up to her and saying "Hey wanna help us make Xander look like Edward Cullen" even be appropriate. I mean, from the profile, she's at least from a world like mine.

[burninglight]

I can't say that I have either, but I've the suspicion that 'inconveniencing Xander' is a safe common interest among us all.

[everylittlesecret]

Then the next time I see her, I will ask her. Twilight seems to be universal in worlds like mine. It's like a plague.

[burninglight]

Never heard of it, I'm afraid. I suppose we've missed out on something terrible.

[everylittlesecret]

Be thankful for that. They are awful books, and worse movies.