week 2

[airlockedmods]

Week 2

[It's been about a week since the Champions woke up in their new consumerist hellscape of a temporary home and, despite a few odd goings on and the bomb incident with Church and Nari, things haven't been as bad as they could be. No one is even dead yet! But let's see how long that lasts.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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(( Also, don't forget to submit your AC and item rolls! You can also bother your Overseer here. ))

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

Donald Trump. It's the darkest timeline.

[cyan_maid]

...What?

[The fuck is this. That can't be real. What the fuck.]

[everylittlesecret]

Donald Trump, the Cheeto man himself, is president. He beat out Hillary Clinton, and rumor is it's because the Russians helped.

[cyan_maid]

...But he's a moron.

[Even Crockercorp is better run!]

[everylittlesecret]

Yes, but other morons voted him into power despite Clinton having the popular vote. Ain't America grand?

[cyan_maid]

...I suddenly feel the need to take a long, hot shower until I have scoured myself of Cheeto dust. And I don't even eat those!

[everylittlesecret]

I haven't been able to enjoy them since he became POTUS. I know it sounds weird, but I'd take Guy Fieri over him as president.

[cyan_maid]

[...................................

Jane just. Puts her head in her hands.]

Fuuuuuuuuuck...

[everylittlesecret]

... I take it that's not a good thing.

[cyan_maid]

It hurts to consider, Miss Nari...

[everylittlesecret]

It's better than Rachel Ray at least?

[cyan_maid]

[Groaning still!!!]

[everylittlesecret]

Then.......... how about Alton Brown? I got a pillow with him on it!

[cyan_maid]

...Yeah, he wouldn't be so - wait, what?

[????]

[everylittlesecret]

I have a dakimakura with him on it. In a rather compromising position, but I ain't complaining. I would not....... you don't need to know the rest.

[cyan_maid]

...And the dakima-whatever is a pillow? Holy cow.

[She chuckles softly now, but in x amount of weeks this is going to hurt so much in retrospect.]

[everylittlesecret]

A dakimakura is actually a body pillow cover, and you're supposed to feel like you're snuggling with the person on it.

[cyan_maid]

...Oh, would it be very long? Because I got a long pillow out of the Flavortown machine, but it didn't have a pillowcase.

[everylittlesecret]

Yes! And they usually don't come with one.

[cyan_maid]

So you can customize your pillows...interesting. [Can she get a Ron Swanson pillowcase please]

[everylittlesecret]

What would you put on it if you had the chance? I would love some cat paws.

[cyan_maid]

...Ron Swanson.

[You did ask.]

[everylittlesecret]

...... Yeah, I would not kick that man out of my bed. Good choice.

[cyan_maid]

You'd have to be mad to, right?

[everylittlesecret]

Or just a giant lesbian or a gay man with no taste.