week 2

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Week 2

[It's been about a week since the Champions woke up in their new consumerist hellscape of a temporary home and, despite a few odd goings on and the bomb incident with Church and Nari, things haven't been as bad as they could be. No one is even dead yet! But let's see how long that lasts.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[everylittlesecret]

Then.......... how about Alton Brown? I got a pillow with him on it!

[cyan_maid]

...Yeah, he wouldn't be so - wait, what?

[????]

[everylittlesecret]

I have a dakimakura with him on it. In a rather compromising position, but I ain't complaining. I would not....... you don't need to know the rest.

[cyan_maid]

...And the dakima-whatever is a pillow? Holy cow.

[She chuckles softly now, but in x amount of weeks this is going to hurt so much in retrospect.]

[everylittlesecret]

A dakimakura is actually a body pillow cover, and you're supposed to feel like you're snuggling with the person on it.

[cyan_maid]

...Oh, would it be very long? Because I got a long pillow out of the Flavortown machine, but it didn't have a pillowcase.

[everylittlesecret]

Yes! And they usually don't come with one.

[cyan_maid]

So you can customize your pillows...interesting. [Can she get a Ron Swanson pillowcase please]

[everylittlesecret]

What would you put on it if you had the chance? I would love some cat paws.

[cyan_maid]

...Ron Swanson.

[You did ask.]

[everylittlesecret]

...... Yeah, I would not kick that man out of my bed. Good choice.

[cyan_maid]

You'd have to be mad to, right?

[everylittlesecret]

Or just a giant lesbian or a gay man with no taste.

[cyan_maid]

Oh, definitely.

[HEAR THAT EVERYBODY? JANE HAS TASTE, NARI SAID SO!]

[everylittlesecret]

[Ron Swanson is the epitome of good taste.]

I would love to go hunting with that man...

[cyan_maid]

That would be an incredible experience - think of all he's experienced! It would truly be an epic for the ages.

[Let her watch this man turn a chunk of wood into a work of art, literally, he's so talented and dedicated to his beliefs, even if they are incredibly silly by virtue of a comedy show's medium]

[everylittlesecret]

It would! And he's a man that's not afraid of field dressing his meat, which let me tell you cuts down on a lot of time when hunting.

[Don't... Don't ask what dressing is, Jane, if you don't know.]

[cyan_maid]

[She's not an idiot, she can figure it's to do with cutting shit open.]

Is that so? I'm actually not familiar with real hunting, to be honest - but I do know not to just blindly believe everything on television.

[everylittlesecret]

Television is often wrong or it dumbs it down to make the average viewer less squeamish. Hunting is very messy work, but very worth it. [She sighs wistfully.] If only he wasn't so against going to other countries, I would take a man like that Cape Buffalo hunting.

[cyan_maid]

I'd assume it would be very rewarding. [Especially if you're actually hunting to survive?] Cape Buffalo...where do you find those? On a cape, I presume?