week one

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Week 1

[After the initial introduction of the Overseers, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the part of the ship they have access to to their hearts' content. However, the doors that Blaze Dudely and Rox came through are locked tight and cannot be unlocked via PIP.

On Wednesday morning, the same voice that awakened them the previous morning chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot.



Enjoy your week, Champions.]

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Comments

[photoshooter]

P...Prompto...?

[Yes, Prompto, that is your name.]

S-so you don't eat people? That's what you said. You're not gonna... go around, like... biting people. Right?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Nah, people probably taste like shit in comparison to actual food.

[Zombina pauses before continuing.]

I dunno if it'll work anymore, but I'm only biting someone if they're on deaths door. A prick from any of my teeth'll do, but the virus'll only turn ya into a zombie like me if yer near death. If someone is stupid enough to go fer the motive, than it's better that whoever they tried to kill is undead rather than dead.

[photoshooter]

U-um, I. Guess?

[No, he REALLY disagrees, but what the hell is a guy supposed to say in the face of a talking, friendly zombie?]

Mmmmaayyybbeee you should make it an opt-in thing? Like, sometimes they do that for emergency surgeries, right?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Mhm, yeah. That's probably a good idea Prompto-kun. Man, I shoulda thoughta that earlier. I'll make sure ta give ya credit fer suggesting it later!

[Y...yay?]

I'll be sure ta put an opt-in paper up somewhere later.

[photoshooter]

Oh, uh, you don't have to worry about credit. This isn't school, right? I don't mind sharing my work.

[Okay, maybe he's starting to find his footing here. She seems... normal? Apart from the zombie thing. Maybe that's just how things are where she's from.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I don't see any reason not ta though. But I mean, If ya really don't want ta be credited, I'll not mention ya.

[Zombina shrugs.]

Honestly i'd totally take being kidnapped and forced to go to school all over again than kidnapped and forced into murderhappy funtimes for some sick fucks amusement.

[photoshooter]

Mmm... thaaaaaaat's kind of a tough call. Hehheh.

[He smiles weakly to show he's joking. Of course he'd pick school over murderhappy funtimes.

...Probably.]

We don't have to kill, though, right? I mean... no one could possibly want to go to that Vegas place that badly.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Spagas. I've decided that that name they called it- Vegas Quadrant or something- was stupid, 'cause it's literally just Vegas in space. So I'm calling it Spagas for accuracy and so it sounds as stupid as it probably is. If it sounds stupid, then hopefully people won't go for it.

..... Also Spagas is a funny word and I like saying it. Sue me.

[Spagas is going to be an thing if Zombina has a say in it.]

Honestly, If someone actually does kill for the Spagas trip, I'm going to seriously consider kicking them where it hurts. It'd be for the best that their stupidity wouldn't be passed on.

[photoshooter]

[Even though Prompto has no intention of going to Spagas, he still winces the wince of all, er, ballplayers everywhere.]

Ouch. But you're right.

[He looks away, mouth set in a firm, unhappy line.]

Anyone who does something like that... killing someone for no good reason... That's unforgivable.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Mhm. S'why I hope that if someone does die, there better be an damn good reason that has nothing to do with Spagas. It probably won't be a reason that'll satisfy me, but eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh, I reallllly can't think of one that would.

[No matter what happens. If Zombina is still living on dieday, then there will be an very, very, very, mad zombie.]

[photoshooter]

...I mean...

[He crosses his arms, frowning seriously at the table.]

If it was for something like... saving someone, or. The world. Then maybe I'd understand. But definitely not for vacation.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I guess....

[Zombina seriously considers what she would do if someone murdered for that reason.]

..... that I'd still be pissed, but way less pissed than for a fucking vacation. I mean, we may be kidnapped and shit, but we have good company and are in SPACE for fucks sake. It's an vacation if ya use yer imagination. Kinda a shitty one, but that's what the imagination part is for.

[photoshooter]

Yeah, uh, this really isn't my idea of a fun, relaxing time away from home.

[If she puts it that way, the entirety of FFXV is like The Worst Vacation Ever.]

We at least need a beach. What kind of vacation doesn't have a beach?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

This will all hopefully just be an great bar story later.

[Will this vacation top THAT vacation by the end of this? Only time will tell.]

I know right! Where's the sun, the trees, the alcohol, the eyecandy!

[photoshooter]

...I mean, these space suits are kind of uncomfortably revealing. But I agree with you about the rest!

[Well, maybe minus the alcohol. Can he drink? Is there a legal drinking age in Lucis? Answer these vitally important questions, Square Enix.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Eh. I've worn worse. It makes it easier ta fix some parts if they fall off. This suit'll be annoying if anything but my head, hands, or feet get detached.

[#NormalStuff]

[photoshooter]

That sounds...

[Titan's craggy nipple, what the hell does a person say to that?]

Irritating. Does that happen a lot, or...?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Oh trust me, it is. I gotta sew them back on too! I don't heal, so if I get injured, I gotta fix it manually. If a part gets too fucked up, then I need ta get a new one!

[It.... It's happened a lot as you might be able to tell by how much of Zombina is patchwork.]

It happens kinda often, but it's not totally random. I do a lot of activity, so a lotta stress usually gets put on my body and the stitches get loose. Whenever a stitch gets too loose, If I don't notice it can fall right on off. Or like if someone yanks too hard on a part.

[Zombina holds up an hand and laughs.]

Osomatsu-kun found the last one out the hard way when he accidentally pulled my hand off. His freak out was hilarious~!

[photoshooter]

[On the one hand, that is one of the most horrifying things he's ever heard, holy shit, no one should have to experience that.

On the other hand (that got pulled off, apparently, sweet Lucian Jesus), Prompto thinks Osomatsu is a jerk.]

Ha, I bet! Did he scream? Tell me he screamed.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

You bet he did! It took him an second ta process it, but once he did, he started screaming and flailing around, still holding my hand!

[He will never live that down.]

[photoshooter]

[Snort, snicker.]

Oh, man. Wish I'd been there to see that. I mean, not really see it, because body parts falling off is kind of distressing when you're, uh, not a zombie? But you know what I mean.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yeah, I get it. Shame ya couldn't hear the scream at least though. It really spoke for itself.

[Zombina guffaws and then does an imitation of his scream.]

Like that!