week one

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Week 1

[After the initial introduction of the Overseers, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the part of the ship they have access to to their hearts' content. However, the doors that Blaze Dudely and Rox came through are locked tight and cannot be unlocked via PIP.

On Wednesday morning, the same voice that awakened them the previous morning chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot.



Enjoy your week, Champions.]

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Comments

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Mhm. S'why I hope that if someone does die, there better be an damn good reason that has nothing to do with Spagas. It probably won't be a reason that'll satisfy me, but eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh, I reallllly can't think of one that would.

[No matter what happens. If Zombina is still living on dieday, then there will be an very, very, very, mad zombie.]

[photoshooter]

...I mean...

[He crosses his arms, frowning seriously at the table.]

If it was for something like... saving someone, or. The world. Then maybe I'd understand. But definitely not for vacation.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I guess....

[Zombina seriously considers what she would do if someone murdered for that reason.]

..... that I'd still be pissed, but way less pissed than for a fucking vacation. I mean, we may be kidnapped and shit, but we have good company and are in SPACE for fucks sake. It's an vacation if ya use yer imagination. Kinda a shitty one, but that's what the imagination part is for.

[photoshooter]

Yeah, uh, this really isn't my idea of a fun, relaxing time away from home.

[If she puts it that way, the entirety of FFXV is like The Worst Vacation Ever.]

We at least need a beach. What kind of vacation doesn't have a beach?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

This will all hopefully just be an great bar story later.

[Will this vacation top THAT vacation by the end of this? Only time will tell.]

I know right! Where's the sun, the trees, the alcohol, the eyecandy!

[photoshooter]

...I mean, these space suits are kind of uncomfortably revealing. But I agree with you about the rest!

[Well, maybe minus the alcohol. Can he drink? Is there a legal drinking age in Lucis? Answer these vitally important questions, Square Enix.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Eh. I've worn worse. It makes it easier ta fix some parts if they fall off. This suit'll be annoying if anything but my head, hands, or feet get detached.

[#NormalStuff]

[photoshooter]

That sounds...

[Titan's craggy nipple, what the hell does a person say to that?]

Irritating. Does that happen a lot, or...?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Oh trust me, it is. I gotta sew them back on too! I don't heal, so if I get injured, I gotta fix it manually. If a part gets too fucked up, then I need ta get a new one!

[It.... It's happened a lot as you might be able to tell by how much of Zombina is patchwork.]

It happens kinda often, but it's not totally random. I do a lot of activity, so a lotta stress usually gets put on my body and the stitches get loose. Whenever a stitch gets too loose, If I don't notice it can fall right on off. Or like if someone yanks too hard on a part.

[Zombina holds up an hand and laughs.]

Osomatsu-kun found the last one out the hard way when he accidentally pulled my hand off. His freak out was hilarious~!

[photoshooter]

[On the one hand, that is one of the most horrifying things he's ever heard, holy shit, no one should have to experience that.

On the other hand (that got pulled off, apparently, sweet Lucian Jesus), Prompto thinks Osomatsu is a jerk.]

Ha, I bet! Did he scream? Tell me he screamed.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

You bet he did! It took him an second ta process it, but once he did, he started screaming and flailing around, still holding my hand!

[He will never live that down.]

[photoshooter]

[Snort, snicker.]

Oh, man. Wish I'd been there to see that. I mean, not really see it, because body parts falling off is kind of distressing when you're, uh, not a zombie? But you know what I mean.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Yeah, I get it. Shame ya couldn't hear the scream at least though. It really spoke for itself.

[Zombina guffaws and then does an imitation of his scream.]

Like that!