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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-10-16 12:01 pm
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Welcome to the Program

Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina in her casual outfit (Colored Casual Outfit)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-20 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Fiiiiine, fiiiiine.~

[Don't want him to run off or something from frustration.]

Personally I'd say I'm alive since I'm still y'know, here and shit. Able ta do things, talk ta people, and other human things. But hey, whadda ya think? Alive or dead? It can be argued either way, but that's just my take on it.
quadjumps: (so i call on my angels)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-20 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ finally. THANK YOU. he's still seething but at least she finally answered the question?! ]

I don't know--alive? You can still be killed, can't you?
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina has two guns (ZOMBINA'S GOTTA GUN! TWO OF THEM!)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-21 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not easily. I'll be able ta keep going as long as part of my brain is still intact. Ya'd probably hafta destroy my whole head if ya wanted ta take me out!

[Tldr, she's a more fleshy and hotter terminator.]
quadjumps: (so i call on my angels)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-21 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but there's still a way you can die completely is what I'm saying.

So I guess I'm leaning more towards alive.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina trying to process this shit (Nani the fuck???)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's a good way ta think about it.

[Zombina shrugs.]

I've never really thought too deep about it ta be honest.
quadjumps: (and the vultures all start circling)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-21 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
What about eating? How do you live? Do you eat regular human food?
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina in her casual outfit (Colored Casual Outfit)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much almost the same as an normal human! S'kinda a boring answer, but it's true. Only a few deviations here and there, like stretches before going ta bed ta prevent rigor mortis, and getting my preservative fluids replaced every three weeks so I don't start rotting.
quadjumps: (when the fire's at my feet again)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-21 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
God...

[ this is so, so weird. he still can't believe he's hearing all of this? ]

You really aren't kidding, huh?
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina sweating. (Zombina totally has this.)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-22 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! Nooooot at all! Trust me, I wish I was kiddin' 'bout the rigor mortis. It's a total pain in the ass ta deal with.
quadjumps: (but i got stamina)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-22 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
So you just get really stiff and shit? I didn't know zombies had all the added dead body-effects.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina trying to process this shit (Nani the fuck???)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-22 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, but like, I can get completely paralyzed and shit from it too! Like, if I forget ta do stretches before I go ta sleep, I can wake up completely paralyzed! A quick massage will get me up and movin' again, but until that happens, I'm stuck.

[Rigor mortis is the worst.]
quadjumps: (y086)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-22 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...I can't believe I'm hearing all of this.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina even cockier (Even cockier zombie)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-22 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well ya are! Things can only get crazier from here! Maybe there's someone stranger than me here!~
quadjumps: (y086)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I highly doubt that.

[ seriously... ]
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina waving her hand dismissisvly (Whatever)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-24 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Nooooope!~ It's gonna happen now that ya said ya doubt it!
quadjumps: (you will see me thrive)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-24 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think anyone here's as weird as you. You're a literal zombie. Nothing tops that.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: She's so smug (Smug Zombie)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ya sure? Are ya really truly sure?

[We have a Homestuck. Prepare to eat your words. Maybe he has a point.]

'Cause I'm hearing the start of an bet right there!
quadjumps: awkward @ dw (yolo fam)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-24 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
How would you measure that, anyway? Isn't weirdness subjective?
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina waving her hand dismissisvly (Whatever)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-25 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I guess we just get everyone ta vote or somethin. Majority rules!

[CAN YOU REALLY BRING DEMOCRACY IN ON THIS THO?]
quadjumps: (no accident)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-25 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! Fine, you're on! I'll win, you'll see.

[ HE IS VERY CONFIDENT ]
theworldsliveliestcorpse: She's so smug (Smug Zombie)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-25 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Righto! So what does the winner get then? A favor or something? I'm thinkin' a favor.
quadjumps: (in the light)

[personal profile] quadjumps 2017-10-25 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me!

[ that could come in handy... ]

Anyway, you go set it all up. I'm gonna be running in the hallway.
theworldsliveliestcorpse: Zombina even cockier (Even cockier zombie)

[personal profile] theworldsliveliestcorpse 2017-10-26 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. See ya whenever Yuri-kun!