Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Ya sure? Are ya really truly sure?

[We have a Homestuck. Prepare to eat your words. Maybe he has a point.]

'Cause I'm hearing the start of an bet right there!

[quadjumps]

How would you measure that, anyway? Isn't weirdness subjective?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Huh. I guess we just get everyone ta vote or somethin. Majority rules!

[CAN YOU REALLY BRING DEMOCRACY IN ON THIS THO?]

[quadjumps]

Hah! Fine, you're on! I'll win, you'll see.

[ HE IS VERY CONFIDENT ]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Righto! So what does the winner get then? A favor or something? I'm thinkin' a favor.

[quadjumps]

Sounds good to me!

[ that could come in handy... ]

Anyway, you go set it all up. I'm gonna be running in the hallway.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Right, right. See ya whenever Yuri-kun!