Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[playthedamncard]

[It's the sort of story he's liable to just zone out on and only maybe vaguely pretend he was even listening, but the weirdness and lewdness just...has him staring. Seriously, orcs putting people in danger for erotic doujin? Just...what...what. What? What.]

Nothing about anything you just said sounded in the slightest bit realistic.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Great stories tend ta sound like that when retold.

[Some of your card games are just as ridiculous Kaiba.]

[playthedamncard]

[BLASPHEMY]

Not what I meant, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

...If you sleep.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Oh don't worry, I sleep like the dead at night!

[ZOMBINA NO.]

[playthedamncard]

Ugh. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Within an non-existent heartbeat~!

[ZOMBINA. ZOMBINA STAHP.]

[playthedamncard]

If you want to take that literally, it means it's taken as long as when you first turned into a zombie. [With a little smirk.]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Gahaha!

[That gets an laugh out of her. Well played Kaiba, well played.]

I totally walked into that one!

[playthedamncard]

Or perhaps even shambled into it.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Pffthahah!

[More laughter from Zombina.]

Niiiice one!