Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[lmafo]

[ ! ]

Whoah! Uh... yoo-hoo right back atcha, girl.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

If you're gonna try and be stealthy then ya should go the whole way or not bother. S'more fun to charge in guns blazing in my opinion!... Then again, the undead don't usually gotta be as careful as you'd have to be~!

[Zombina laughs and puts her arms behind her neck giving a carefree grin.]

'S be a pretty good idea if they weren't probably watching us. I mean, how else would they know when we're all in the cafeteria?

[lmafo]

Yeah nope, when I died I came back to regular life, not zombie life. And that was a real specific thing anyway.

[ She shrugs. ]

I like to do things stealthways, but I think something's messin with my stealth receptors or something in here.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Should I be concerned that someone young as you's died before? I think I should be hella concerned.

[Like... you're just like 16-ish looking???]

What are you Solid Snake or someshit? Please tell me you use cardboard boxes when doing things stealthways.

[lmafo]

Nah it's fine don't worry about it, I had to do it to keep going with some stuff.

[ thx homestuck ]

I mean usually I just use my natural voidy inclinations, that works most of the time.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

If ya say so kiddo. I'm still kinda concerned, but I'll take your word for it.

[You don't wanna know about Homestuck Zombina.... okay yeah YOU'd probably be amused by someparts, but still. Think of the children!]

Voidy inclinations?

[lmafo]

Yknow. Powers to make myself more sneakylike. Don't need no cardboard box when you're already hard to notice.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

What do ya turn invisible or something?

[Is she an liminal-species too???]

[lmafo]

Not exactly, I just kinda... slip under the radar naturally.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

So like... a self emitted not-my-problem zone? Where ya just fade into the background of people's senses and aren't noted as well, notable? That sounds pretty damn useful!

[lmafo]

It is! Kinda, it's finicky as all fuck tho. And it's not workin' here anyway.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Man, that's a bummer. It would make getting outta here like a gizillion times easier!

[lmafo]

Right? Ugh. So I'm just stuck in space lookin' like a girl who can't sneak down a damn hallway.

[ looks down ]

The suit doesn't help.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

The suits are fucking lame. It's gonna be a pain if anything that's not my hands, feet, or head that get detached, 'cause I'd have to take the thing off to be able to get in and sew the part back on.

[She wears skimpy clothing for a reason!.... sometimes!]

[lmafo]

... whoah, alright, that's a new one on me, you're gonna have to go into some deets there.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Well ya see, one of the few downside of being a zombie is that your parts ain't exactly as attached to ya as they used ta be. So like, one could fall off and I might not notice. In the end though, I'll hafta spend some time sewing whatever fell off back on! It makes for some awesome pranks and party tricks though!

[lmafo]

... that is the actual best way to be a zombie, oh my god.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I know right? A while ago I had ta stop by the art room and sew my hand back on after this guy accidentally pulled it off! He completely freaked out, it was the most hilarious reaction I've gotten in a while!

[Zombina is never letting Osomatsu live that down. Never]

[lmafo]

omg, incredible.

[ LIKE JUST. SICK PRANK. ]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I know right! He had a second of just processing what happened and then he started freaking out and flailing around still holding it!

[Osomatsu had firmly established himself to her as the one to prank here with that action. Pray for him.]

[lmafo]

[ rip in fuck osomatsu ]

So like, basically the perfect joke, that's the best.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

It really totally was!

[You're cool girl, you're cool.]

I think this the beginning of an awesome friendship.~ My name's Zombina, you?