Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[lmafo]

... whoah, alright, that's a new one on me, you're gonna have to go into some deets there.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

Well ya see, one of the few downside of being a zombie is that your parts ain't exactly as attached to ya as they used ta be. So like, one could fall off and I might not notice. In the end though, I'll hafta spend some time sewing whatever fell off back on! It makes for some awesome pranks and party tricks though!

[lmafo]

... that is the actual best way to be a zombie, oh my god.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I know right? A while ago I had ta stop by the art room and sew my hand back on after this guy accidentally pulled it off! He completely freaked out, it was the most hilarious reaction I've gotten in a while!

[Zombina is never letting Osomatsu live that down. Never]

[lmafo]

omg, incredible.

[ LIKE JUST. SICK PRANK. ]

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

I know right! He had a second of just processing what happened and then he started freaking out and flailing around still holding it!

[Osomatsu had firmly established himself to her as the one to prank here with that action. Pray for him.]

[lmafo]

[ rip in fuck osomatsu ]

So like, basically the perfect joke, that's the best.

[theworldsliveliestcorpse]

It really totally was!

[You're cool girl, you're cool.]

I think this the beginning of an awesome friendship.~ My name's Zombina, you?