Welcome to the Program

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Good Morning, Champions. In the interest of maintaining healthy sleep patterns, a day/night cycle is in effect. Your presence is expected in the cafeteria in exactly one hour.

[The voice comes through not a large speaker, but through the device that's attached to each Champion's arm. Further investigation of the features of the device will reveal a list of profiles, a mini-map, and a list of rules. The hallways are shiny white and silver, with running lights along the floor and lights on the ceiling, and at the junction of the hallways is a sign with a knife and fork icon and an arrow pointing down the hall.

Welcome to the Excellence Program, Champions. Time to get to know your teammates.]

Comments

[photoshooter]

Yeah, I guess it's kind of a uniform deal.

[You know. Like prison. He gulps.]

Do you think... this is some kind of... space jail?

[Everybody get up, it's time to slam be in the slammer now.]

[theundertaken]

...I don't think I've done anything worth space jail.

[Right? Yeah. Probably not.]

Hey, c'mon, we'll figure this out. What's your name, bud?

[photoshooter]

[Aw, this guy's nice. Prompto's perking up a little already.]

Oh! I'm Prompto. Uh...

[He taps the edge of his PIP.]

These things have all our names in them, though I'm pretty sure most of the "information" they have is fake. I mean, half the stuff it says about me's not true.

[theundertaken]

Oh yeah? [Let him just immediately start fucking with that, flipping through until he finds himself.] ......ehhhhh, most of mine's right. I'm super fucking unemployed right now though. This is really creepy, actually.

[photoshooter]

I know, right? They put in how much the girls weigh, too. Rude!

[This is his life, these are his priorities.]

[theundertaken]

And their ages. [Max scoffs.] Assholes. Oh, shit, there's actually a little map in it...we didn't even have to explore to unlock it.

[Let's see what's in here...]

[photoshooter]

Yeah...

[Prompto's already seen the map, so he just crosses his arms and idles.]

It's got all the rooms we've been able to get into so far, but you can't always trust a map to have everything. Me and Miki were looking for secret exits earlier, but no dice. Uh, not yet, anyway.

[theundertaken]

Oh, I haven't met her. I was talking to this dude about escape pods, but we didn't run into anything. We'd definitely need a ship or...I don't know, teleportation to get down from here.

[photoshooter]

Well, they had to get us here somehow, right? So it's not impossible. We just gotta... I don't know. Get the information out of them somehow. And a map. And space ship driving lessons or something.

[theundertaken]

There's, like, twenty of us? Twenty-three. I bet between everyone we could totally figure out how to drive a spaceship! I mean, there's not a whole lot to crash into until we get where we're going.

[photoshooter]

Aren't there meteors in space? And stars? And other planets?

[theundertaken]

Well, yeah. But probably not super close to here, or we’d see it. Or be dead. Prrrrrrobably mostly gotta worry about meteors.

[photoshooter]

Always gotta worry about meteors. I saw one once, that thing was massive. Even the Archaean had a hard time holding it up.

[theundertaken]

Even the what now?

[photoshooter]

The Archaean? Titan? Big guy, kinda unfortunate in the face area, god of headaches and earthquakes and stuff?

[theundertaken]

None of that’s ringing a bell, dude, did you literally watch a god fight a meteor in real life?

[photoshooter]

Oh, he wasn't fighting the meteor, he was fighting us. He was just holding the meteor. It's like, his thing.

[theundertaken]

...would it be possible for you to just tell that whole story from the top? We can go sit, I bet there’s space food in the space kitchen.

[photoshooter]

Uh, sure, I don't mind. [Max is definitely not from the Empire.] It's kind of a long story, though, if I'm really going from the top.

[theundertaken]

I mean, wherever you think you need to start to make it make sense? Because basically none of it did.

[photoshooter]

Okay, yeah, I guess I should start from the beginning of our trip, at least.

[He points his thumb down the hall.]

We've got to head to the cafeteria anyway, so I can grab us some food if you save a couple seats? What's your pleasure, dude?

[theundertaken]

I dunno, what do they have? Space food?

[He starts wandering in that direction as he talks, intending to check it out.]

[photoshooter]

[Prompto goes along with him, the most at ease he's been since he got here.]

I dunno, I haven't looked. What does space food even entail?

[theundertaken]

Freeze-dried stuff. I’ve only ever had space ice cream before - every kid within a hundred mile radius of the space center’s had that. They do a lot of field trips out there in grade school. It’s okay: real ice cream is better, but it’s kinda crunchy and neat.

[Let’s check out the cabinets! Oh, it’s just all packets of stuff.]

[photoshooter]

[Most of that goes right over Prompto's head, but he nods anyway. He understands part of it, at least.]

Well, if it's freeze-dried, I guess I don't really have to worry about my depressing cooking levels. Haha...

[He takes a packet down and examines it curiously, then looks up, struck by a thought.]

Oh, man, I wonder if they have Cup Noodle here.