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theairlock2017-07-09 01:08 pm
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Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's
Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.
Which...is about five lightdays away.
Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.
Sparing absolutely no detail.
Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.
So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).
Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]
Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.
Which...is about five lightdays away.
Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.
Sparing absolutely no detail.
Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.
So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).
Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]
You earned it.
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Jane, what is ham wrapping?
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N-No...Hamlet is...a subject of a play...by a fellow named Shakespeare. And she doesn't...it's "rapping", as in the song, you know, like...when the pimps are in the crib? Remember when I told you about that? It's just a fellow in a large house with a lot of girlfriends.
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Naw, just never thought I'd hear someone use that kind of an example for rapping. Most people would give artists names, or say things like "bustin some caps" or such.
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Though a dirk strider sounds just as bad.]
I am so sorry for your friends name.
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[And now he's probably dead.]
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You - you burned...and took PAL?!?
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[SHE MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO]
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[Just. Let her bring her fingertips to the bridge of her nose as she pinches it.]
I would greatly appreciate a full explanation of how in the heck that became a thing that happened.
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[He has a conspicuous lack of bruises why did none of you punch him]
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[He saved Chorizo's life at the expense of his own. Water. It burns him.]
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bullshit I watched Excel Saga many times, completely sober
i wish i could focus on it sober, alas, i cannot because it's too all over the place
granted I was in high school so...
high school... the shit i watched during that time and can't ever focus on ever again
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Is that really necessary?
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Totally necessary. Ya'll are hilarious.
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