airlockedmods: (PAL)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote in [community profile] theairlock2017-07-09 01:08 pm
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Beep Beep we're going to Sparby's

Once everyone's in the dick limo and they've watched the Fantasy Sweet burn down behind them (dodging the flaming debris once the pressure builds up enough inside to make the whole thing go nuclear), it's off to the nearest fast food planet.

Which...is about five lightdays away.

Luckily for you, you have your very own Personal Artistic License to keep you entertained. So PAL bounces around the back of the limo, sitting in every lap that will have him, as he tells the story of Kip from the day he hatched as a tiny, impressionable smeet to present.

Sparing absolutely no detail.

Especially about the part where Kip failed his navigator's exam because he stopped at Then-Foodcourtia and crashed the ship into one of the greasy pustules that had sprouted on the planet's surface, destroying the aircraft and boiling his instructor alive in the fiery grease of hell.

So now there's a dick limo parked in the Sparby's parking lot. For anyone who had Arby's or Arby's-adjacent restaurants on their home planet... The menu's not much different. Everything meat-based is 100% beef, the milkshakes look delicious, and of course there are turnovers (apple, cherry, and chocolate).

Which... well, catch Kip and PAL in the corner shoving milkshakes and turnovers in their faces tbh.]

Welcome to Sparby's, Survivors.
You earned it.
kingshaming: (73)

[personal profile] kingshaming 2017-07-09 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, no.

Jane, what is ham wrapping?
cyan_maid: (I really don't...)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh fuck me, thinks Jane Farron-Krackenburg-White-Fell-Crocker.]

N-No...Hamlet is...a subject of a play...by a fellow named Shakespeare. And she doesn't...it's "rapping", as in the song, you know, like...when the pimps are in the crib? Remember when I told you about that? It's just a fellow in a large house with a lot of girlfriends.
kingshaming: (72)

[personal profile] kingshaming 2017-07-09 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! Yes... I 'got it' now.
cyan_maid: (Just doing some reading)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. We can, um, work on more colloquialisms later.
everylittlesecret: (♪ If we're all alone)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[SORRY SHE'S GOING TO BE LAUGHING NOW]
cyan_maid: (Mm...I dunno.)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...Okay, but, am I wrong?
everylittlesecret: (♫ Come inside)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shakes her head.]

Naw, just never thought I'd hear someone use that kind of an example for rapping. Most people would give artists names, or say things like "bustin some caps" or such.
cyan_maid: (Melancholic)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I am honestly through with busting any caps - and yes, I do know what that actually means. I was never the rap...person, in my friendgroup. If you wanted Dirk Strider, then I'm sorry to say he's not here.
everylittlesecret: (♩ Make your mark on my territory)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[If she was drinking something, she would have spit out her drink right now, because sorry, she understood that as Dick Strider for a moment.

Though a dirk strider sounds just as bad.]


I am so sorry for your friends name.
cyan_maid: (Polite laughter)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't be, he reveled in the various dick jokes. Made most of them himself.
everylittlesecret: (♫ Come inside)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck, that's good then. Someone who knows how to poke fun at themselves is a good person.
cyan_maid: (Smiling backpacker)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a good boy. Strange and ridiculous, but deep down, all of his irony was sincere.

[And now he's probably dead.]
everylittlesecret: (♪ Coming out of my ears)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a rare man right there. You're lucky to have known someone like that.
cyan_maid: (Why yes I do enjoy cake)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm...it'd be nice to see him and the others. One more time, at least. But I think I'd darn near have a heart attack if they showed up in one of these "seasons".
everylittlesecret: (♩ The quiet prose)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it won't be Space Bachelor if they do make another season. We burned the place down and took PAL with us.
cyan_maid: (Oh my!!!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Just. Her jaw fucking drops.]

You - you burned...and took PAL?!?
everylittlesecret: (♬♬ Oh won't you come inside my head)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! PAL is that adorable little robot running around here somewhere. He's a baby, so don't mind him too much.

[SHE MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO]
cyan_maid: (Yeah this is a shitty disguise)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Just. Let her bring her fingertips to the bridge of her nose as she pinches it.]

I would greatly appreciate a full explanation of how in the heck that became a thing that happened.
everylittlesecret: (♩ I wanna show you what I really mean)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Ooooh... yeah, the dick PAL? That was Kipper. Actual real and is only 8 weeks old PAL? He had nothing to do with any of this shit except run the mansion. Kipper just... man, he was hiding out below the courtroom, monitoring stuff and all. He was the asshole with the weird motives.
cyan_maid: (Eerm)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-07-09 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...And now he's the green alien guy shoving way too many turnovers into his face, right?

[He has a conspicuous lack of bruises why did none of you punch him]
everylittlesecret: (♪ Coming out of my ears)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. That's the Kipsters real form. Some kind of little invader happy dude who found love, and at this rate he and Queenie should just get married.

[He saved Chorizo's life at the expense of his own. Water. It burns him.]

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kingshaming: (70)

[personal profile] kingshaming 2017-07-09 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's blushing]

Is that really necessary?
everylittlesecret: (♪ It's no use)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's an honest person, so she'll nod.]

Totally necessary. Ya'll are hilarious.
kingshaming: (47)

[personal profile] kingshaming 2017-07-09 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
We've seen the... hijinks... you all got into, you have no room to judge.
everylittlesecret: (♪ If we're all alone)

[personal profile] everylittlesecret 2017-07-09 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I judge whoever I want to, because I know others judge me. Plus, what the hell else where we supposed to do? That place was awful. Ya shoulda seen it burn~