Week 2

[airlockedmods]

[Other than the reappearance of the Overseer, there's no real change in the routine. PAL still makes the morning and night time announcements through the PIP on each Champion's arm, and still the Champion unitards are freshly laundered and re-hung each morning in their closets.

No other floors unlock, but Cece and Kip will still be appearing randomly to chit-chat.

All you know is... something has to change soon.]

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[ooc: Don't forget to to turn in your AC for week 1 and submit your threads for the Benefactors!]

Comments

[desperateprayer]

Exactly!

[ NOW YOU KNOW WHY SHE SCREAMED, ARIANNA. Clarith only knows it because her mother is a shaman so she had. Education. ]

[daughterofthemark]

Why would they send...?

[Surely if she needed one of those there are plenty of real ones available?]

[desperateprayer]

I don't know! I d-don't know what to do with it!

[ She has a girlfriend except not yet SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT. ]

[daughterofthemark]

...Dame Mai threw the spider away.

[And normally Arianna wouldn't suggest that about a perfectly good weird penis model but it's a weird penis model]

[desperateprayer]

I-I don't want to touch it...!

[ WHY IS IT FOR HER WHY IS IT HERE ]

[daughterofthemark]

[She doesn't want to either!]

I...

Wait one moment.

[Arianna dashes back into her room, and returns with a detached net that once belonged to a pool skimmer.]

I'll use this!

[...and still end up touching the stupid thing probably.]

[desperateprayer]

[ Clarith is just going to watch with bated breath. YOU CAN DO IT, ARIANNA. ]

[daughterofthemark]

[What can she do, exactly? Well, she can knock over the energy drink (fortunately not causing it to break open), be startled by it falling over, as a result knock over the penis spaceship too, instinctively catch it, freak out and drop it, then catch it again with the net.]

Success!

[This smile lasts only a brief moment. She's going to spend like an hour washing her hands later.]

[desperateprayer]

[ You tried, Arianna. ]

N-Now let's... Get rid of it...!

[daughterofthemark]

Right!

[...]

...where?

[desperateprayer]

I d-don't know! Just get rid of it...!

[daughterofthemark]

I--

[She's just gonna run out the door with it. AAAAAH]

[desperateprayer]

[ GRABBING HER SHAWL AND CHASING AFTER, THANKS. ]

[daughterofthemark]

[Where can you throw things away? Kitchen! Pulling the dickship close to her chest (AKSLAJFASKLFJ NO) so nobody can see it hopefully she heads for the dining room, hopefully to enter the kitchen without being seen.]

gently slides in here 1/2

[serrata]

Hm? Arianna-chan?

[ stealth check failed.

you find yourself spotted by one (1) Yuuri Wakasa who is here with a breakfast that she probably hasn't put into her mouth once in the last ten minutes she's been sat here with it. ]

What's got you in such a--

[serrata]

[ hold on a second ]

... a... hurry...

[ is that

is that what she thinks it is ]

[daughterofthemark]

Rii-san--!

[Arianna comes to a VERY ABRUPT STOP

TOO ABRUPT

EVERYONE PRESENT PLEASE WATCH AS THE SPACE PENIS TAKES FLIGHT]

I'm dying

[desperateprayer]

Arianna, w-wait, maybe wrap it up in something before someone sees--!

[ And to make things worse, he's Clarith right after Arianna and-- OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING ALLEN CHRIST THIS IS A CLUSTERFUCK WHY IS IT IN THE AIR ]

[serrata]

[ oh my god??

OH MY GOD???

Yuuri doesn't know what to do. But it's flying right at her. So she does what any reasonable human being would do.

She reaches out and catches it.

And then upon realizing what she's done, she shrieks, juggles it like a hot potato for a second and immediately tosses it back. ]

W--W--W--WHAT IS THAT?!

[daughterofthemark]

IT'S A--

[WAIT

WHAT

WHY IS IT FLYING BACK AT HER NOW

AJLSDK;AFJASDKL;FAJSDKLFDS

JUST

BATTING IT AWAY IN A RANDOM DIRECTION WITH THE SKIMMER NET

(PENIS TENNIS)

(PENNIS?)

(TENIS?)

(ALSO THIS WILL LIKELY BE HER EXPRESSION FOR A WHILE)]

[desperateprayer]

[ Which means Clarith is the one it's headed toward, and she'll catch it long enough to squeal and then toss it randomly in some direction, meaning it's still airborne.

There it go. ]

[motherfucking_ghost]

[Which means, by popular demand, that it goes randomly flying in the direction of Church coming in, looking bemused, because there's all this noise of screaming girls, and he had to come running!]

WHAT, what's happening, what's--

[he'd make some kind of shithead comment about throwing around a toy rocket--or is that a weird blue dildo?--but he doesn't have the time, because said blue rocket dildo interrupts him before he can even finish and fully comprehend what's going on.

What's going on is it comes flying at his head, balls smacking him right around the eyes.

There he go. Well, no, he won't fall dramatically to the ground, but it sure does make him dizzy for a second and cling to the doorway. The dildoship has landed otherwise harmlessly by his feet.

Presumably there is a grand, ticking silence. The anime sound of wind whistles through.

When he recovers, one hand rubbing the bridge of his nose, the other reaching to grab the item in question:]

I can't believe I got teabagged by a bunch of girls.