The Mock Trial

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[Jesse McCree is dead, the first victim of, what the Overseers seem to hope, is a long game of motives and murder for whatever their reasons. With the investigation completed, C.E.C.E.'s voice comes over the system and directs the Champions to proceed to the locked elevator door at the end of the hallway. Once all Champions are on board, the elevator begins a slow descent down beyond any area that they've been able to explore so far. At least the elevator music is charming.

When the elevator door opens, the Champions enter a courtroom with 21 podiums arranged in a circle and each one marked with a name. McCree's face grins casually at the 20 surviving members from one of the podiums, a greyscale portrait in honor of the dead.]

Congratulations. We have now entered the trial portion of the test. I trust that you will do your best to determine who disturbed the peace by committing murder. Once the culprit has been found, they will face an appropriate punishment for their crime. If you fail to determine the culprit, however, they will be allowed to leave the space station and the rest of you will face punishment instead.

Comments

[refusedtoleave]

It'd be pretty poor if a maid was able to outclass you.

[Sorry Tamamo. You're speaking to the woman who got the Champion Housewife title so someone thinks otherwise.]

[mikooon]

[CHAMPION HOUSEWIFE INDEED... Tamamo is trying to justify to herself that she doesn't get that title because Hakuno doesn't actually have a house. Yes. Perfect sense.]

Absolutely no one here can outclass me! I can cook, clean, and absolute annihilate all of Master's enemies without breaking a sweat. [YEAH SEE THAT'S THE REAL REASON YOU'RE NOT A TYPICAL HOUSEWIFE, TAMAMO, YOU'RE LITERALLY A MURDERER]

[refusedtoleave]

...Right. You must miss them a lot...

[She might be implying something there.]

[mikooon]

[You are not wrong. Tamamo would've probably either sulked for 500 years or go full yandere if Hakuno rejected her.]

Mhm! They must be looking all over for me, too. I promised to stay with them till the end, so I'd better get back soon!

[Till the end? Get back soon? OMINOUS]

[refusedtoleave]

[You know, as soon as this trial is over. Natsuhi is going to stay the opposite side of the station to Tamamo at all times.]

How do you intend to do that then?

[She's not really expecting an answer.]

[mikooon]

Well, the only way they've offered us right now is murder, but I'd prefer less conniving means.

[Here's your answer! SHE HAS NO FEAR, LIKE DUH THEY ONLY OFFERED MURDER, SSSSO]

[refusedtoleave]

You better start taking this seriously then. If they really intend to kill us for not finding the culprit...

[Unless of course, you are the culprit.]