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theairlock2017-01-14 02:27 pm
airlockedmods) wrote in theairlock2017-01-14 02:27 pm
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The Mock Trial
[Jesse McCree is dead, the first victim of, what the Overseers seem to hope, is a long game of motives and murder for whatever their reasons. With the investigation completed, C.E.C.E.'s voice comes over the system and directs the Champions to proceed to the locked elevator door at the end of the hallway. Once all Champions are on board, the elevator begins a slow descent down beyond any area that they've been able to explore so far. At least the elevator music is charming.
When the elevator door opens, the Champions enter a courtroom with 21 podiums arranged in a circle and each one marked with a name. McCree's face grins casually at the 20 surviving members from one of the podiums, a greyscale portrait in honor of the dead.]
Congratulations. We have now entered the trial portion of the test. I trust that you will do your best to determine who disturbed the peace by committing murder. Once the culprit has been found, they will face an appropriate punishment for their crime. If you fail to determine the culprit, however, they will be allowed to leave the space station and the rest of you will face punishment instead.
When the elevator door opens, the Champions enter a courtroom with 21 podiums arranged in a circle and each one marked with a name. McCree's face grins casually at the 20 surviving members from one of the podiums, a greyscale portrait in honor of the dead.]
Congratulations. We have now entered the trial portion of the test. I trust that you will do your best to determine who disturbed the peace by committing murder. Once the culprit has been found, they will face an appropriate punishment for their crime. If you fail to determine the culprit, however, they will be allowed to leave the space station and the rest of you will face punishment instead.
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Does that mean you want to bowl, or be furries? [THOSE ARE. TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.] I suppose we could also bowl as furries.
[SOMEONE STOP THIS TRAINWRECK?????]
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Well, it's not like you could ever beat me in being a furry! After all, everyone can see I have the best fur here. [THIS IS STILL NOT WHAT BEING A FURRY MEANS BUT LOOK AT TAMAMO'S EYES, SHE 100% BELIEVES WHAT SHE'S SAYING RIGHT NOW.] So let's bowl!
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[The hell is this conversation]
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Ah. Sorry, Mr. Shepard. [she doesn't sound like she means that.] We'll continue our discussion later.
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[Young lady if he was your father he'd ground you]
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[She really has no idea if she was amused or annoyed by that argument but she's thankful nonetheless.]
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[How did this even start?]
A man is dead and unless someone sneaked in here overnight, someone in the room did it!
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[Ugh. Oops. As for Tamamo. Well... She's just going to tackle her and sit on her so she doesn't cause more trouble.]
I'll take care of her.
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[She has been tackled. The witch is dead.
Until she dies, you'll have to do this every trial. She gives maybe a teaspoon of a fuck about everyone here, much less their death.]
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...Sorry. We can discuss this later.
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[Awesome! Now the trial can actually get going after 300 comments.]
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[Taking a breath, hitching when he feels pain start to happen. Maybe annoyed at teenagers sighs will have to wait until he's more healed, weh]
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