The Mock Trial

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[Jesse McCree is dead, the first victim of, what the Overseers seem to hope, is a long game of motives and murder for whatever their reasons. With the investigation completed, C.E.C.E.'s voice comes over the system and directs the Champions to proceed to the locked elevator door at the end of the hallway. Once all Champions are on board, the elevator begins a slow descent down beyond any area that they've been able to explore so far. At least the elevator music is charming.

When the elevator door opens, the Champions enter a courtroom with 21 podiums arranged in a circle and each one marked with a name. McCree's face grins casually at the 20 surviving members from one of the podiums, a greyscale portrait in honor of the dead.]

Congratulations. We have now entered the trial portion of the test. I trust that you will do your best to determine who disturbed the peace by committing murder. Once the culprit has been found, they will face an appropriate punishment for their crime. If you fail to determine the culprit, however, they will be allowed to leave the space station and the rest of you will face punishment instead.

Comments

[semperperatus]

Nah, I get that.

[as he's reminiscing about his cyborg waifu]

Though, you know that doesn't really eliminate you. Then again, it probably doesn't eliminate most of us.

[Buuuuut you're the only one with the bead so...]

Speaking of which, Naho...?

[misinforms]

No, I understand as much. I'd call you all fools if you thought it did.

[No really, she'd do it. Probably a little less nicely than that even.]

...yes?

[semperperatus]

[Well.

He takes out that toilet paper. You probably know what he's doing since you were there when he did it. Measuring your ladder-rung foot ration thing.]

You mind if I measure you? This might help.

[have_a_heart]

[...toilet paper??]

[semperperatus]

[Yes. Toilet paper]