welcome to the mansion

[airlockedmods]

[The Champions wake up not in a bed, but alone on a plush, velvet seat. Some may recognize the backseat of a limousine, while some may not, but the windows are tinted black inside and out, and there's no chauffeur. All are wearing expensive formalwear, no matter what they thought they were wearing before.

The door opens by an unseen hand and reveals a gravel drive with a red carpet and a lavish fountain. Others are already there, and more limousines continue to pull up afterward. The front doors are locked, and overhead curls a large protective glass dome, keeping the cold void of space at bay, but hey, there's also an unparalleled view of the stars.]

Hey there, Champions, welcome to the IGS Fantasy Sweet. I'm PAL, your onboard maintenance system for this location. Your Overseer will arrive shortly. Please be patient.

Comments

[plugout]

Uh, no, his name's Handsome Jack, and he's pretty much the best thing that happened to Hyperion.

[ GRUMBLE. ]

Living? Existing? He's an asshole, I don't care what made him that way.

[everylittlesecret]

Handsome Jack. Handsome Jack.

[What the fuck kind of name is that?]

Sounds like you've got some issues with this guy.

[plugout]

Uh, yeah, Handsome Jack.

[ GOSH. ]

I didn't really... know him personally, but he did a lot of stuff. A lot of really... cool... stuff.

[ rhys, your hero worship is showing. ]

[everylittlesecret]

I bet he's..... handsome.

[Yep. Nope. She ain't got nothing.]

Is it one of those "senpai, notice me" situations?

[plugout]

He's more than just handsome. He's a hero.

[ rhys stop ]

--A what?

[everylittlesecret]

Senpai. An upperclassman. In this case someone you admire and want them to notice you.