week 6

[airlockedmods]

[That certainly was a rude awakening. The champions may have lost their nun and their Doctor but they've gained two very important things: freedom from the simulation they've been living in for the past several weeks and a demoted Xander. Some of them may still desire his head on a plate but, like it or not, he is one of them once more.

There's no sign of life in the spaceport aside from PAL's omnipresent voice and SIS, the helpful asSIStant who has some control over certain heres and theres in the spaceport. She is available at all times and can appear anywhere if called.

The only area unexplorable so far are the double doors by the laundry room. They're locked tight and no amount of kicking or warpstriking will open them. But perhaps they'll open in due time.]


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Comments

[burninglight]

Oh, it's too late now. The mere presence of solidified malarial particles is all but a death sentence.

[induality]

[...she's not laughing, she's not laughing. Nope. This is great.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm sorry--malarial--as in malaria?

Your sentient demonic night-inducing hate-plague...

...is just malaria.

[burninglight]

Heavily mutated plasmodium malariae made sentient, yes. Do keep up.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Mutated malaria.

That's your evil impossible fucked up demon plague.

Malaria.

Do you fucking pick it up from demonic mosquitoes? Malaria.

[burninglight]

At which point did I stutter, Leonard.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Demon malaria. Supernaturally touched malaria.

[nightcure]

Hey, does anyone feel... funny? I don't think I feel that great.

[burninglight]

Oh, dear. That's a real problem, Xander. Good heavens, without Noctis there's no way to be rid of it at all.

[nightcure]

[ cough

cough ]

I'm really starting to feel-- ughhhhhhh.

[induality]

I thought it was just me...

[She can't believes she's doing this. But it sure as hell beats all of this day so far.]

[nightcure]

Touko... take my hand... we'll get through this together.

[kingshaming]

[W h y.

Xander unsheathes his toy sword in one quick movement.... and using the plastic tip, flips the paperweigth up and INTO the sheath.

and just fucking leaves??? with it?! Tiki beeping after him]

[nightcure]

[ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ]

[burninglight]

Oh come on, can't you take a joke?!

[kingshaming]

No! And I am quite proud of that fact!

[burninglight]

It's just a paperweight you tremendous idiot, I'm not the avatar of daemon malaria anymore!

[cyan_maid]

...Oh my God, you're all terribly mean.

[burninglight]

I didn't think he'd actually fall for it!

[nightcure]

I thought he knew it was fake, since.... you know, he was in charge of us.

[ratherdoweddings]

Ugh, really? I know your entire group hates Xander-san, but that's just tasteless.

[myocordial]

[Don't mind this robot quietly losing his shit over here. Oh my god.]

[daughterofthemark]

[. . . s i g h]

[tokencanadian]

[Are ya'll having fun]

[everylittlesecret]

I can set you all on fire if you want to get rid of it.