The Fourth Victim

[airlockedmods]

[Friday begins as every other day, with sunshine and birds singing and--

wait, no. There's no birds in space.

And you usually don't start your day with an explosion and a blood-chilling scream coming from the Starbucks.



>Investigate?]

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[motherfucking_ghost]

[Not another one! RIP roomba buddy. Does it look like it might have been anyone's in particular? One of our named, beloved buddies?]

[airlockedmods]

[Actually, underneath all that smoldering sadness, it looks like this one had a coat of paint.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

[...Are roombas painted on all sides, maybe uh underneath it it's not a burning smoldering husk--what color?]

[airlockedmods]

[Reddish purple, like the colour of your true love's hair.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

[mmmmmmMMMMMMM okay okay okay okay that's cool cool cool cool cool that's very interesting

Does there appear to be any kind of triggering mechanism on or around the roomba? It had to go off somehow, even if it was just an oddly specific timer...]

[airlockedmods]

[No.

Does Church pick it up?]

[motherfucking_ghost]

[Yeah, he's gonna pick it up and flip it around and inspect all the sides and shit. Don't explode his face off.]

[airlockedmods]

[It looks like the plucky little guy has a little piece of orange peel trapped in his little wheelies.]