Week 4

[airlockedmods]

[After everything that this case was, you probably don't want to deal with anything else. But you wake up on Sunday, just like before, with some new memories, and some new stores to check out.

Let's see what this week brings.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Don't forget to check in, and check your memory regains! You can also stop by the gacha machine and Xander's office hours. ))

Comments

[burninglight]

That's...actually more the reaction I would be used to once I remembered, frankly.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Meh, my buddy gave birth to an alien baby, alien as in the aliens we've been fighting for decades. I gotta wonder if anything can--no, I'm not finishing that sentence and jinxing myself, I'm not doing it.

[He's gonna go stand and by stand I mean he'll get one foot under him and then just start leaning.]

...Thaaat was a bad idea.

[burninglight]

Careful-- [Ardyn got up quickly, setting aside a long line of questioning on alien offspring in favor of moving to support Church before he fell over.]

...Have you eaten anything today, you idiot?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[In other words: no.]

[burninglight]

...gods, you're stupid. Sit back down. [and he'll just rifle through that pile of gacha trash for a minute before handing Church an apple.]

It's not much, but it's a start.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Thanks? Thhhhanks. [He takes the apple, but doesn't immediately eat it.] I can drink, uh, water.

[burninglight]

...Wait here and don't fall over.

[Ardyn sighed, getting up and walking off only to return a moment later with a glass of water.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

You don't have to--I'll be fine.

...Thanks.

[burninglight]

I'm sure, but I might actually experience guilt were it my fault you staggered off and broke something passing out on the floor.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm not gonna pass--shut up. I just...didn't...wanna stomach anything. [See look at him drinking water, what a good!]

[burninglight]

My apologies. Had I realized you'd failed to eat anything like a complete fool, I'd not have offered.

[motherfucking_ghost]

You're dumb. I'm dumb, but, I didn't wanna like. Puke on everything.

Though I guess I might anyway.

I'm so smart.

[burninglight]

You're the smartest imbecile in the madhouse, yes.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Heyyyy. Hey. Hey.

Do you wanna know more about me before I puke like a smartass imbecile? Or do you wanna know more about me when I'm super sober and not dumb?

[burninglight]

I'm not going to coerce you into giving me information when you're this drunk, Church.

[motherfucking_ghost]

And that makes you the dumbest smart person.

[burninglight]

I'd have considered it a rare show of mercy, personally.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Ffffffuck right off, Birdo.

[burninglight]

That's a new one.

Fine, if I'm so stupid for not asking, then tell me something I don't know yet.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Well now it seems like I'm coercing you.

[He still hasn't touched his apple except to take it.]

[burninglight]

I'm not one to be manipulated easily.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I dunno, maybe you'd let a handsome sad drunk manipulate you.

[burninglight]

Regrettably, I'm finding I've morals enough not to sleep with an attractive drunk. Sober up and perhaps we can talk.

[beat]

...where the hell did that come from, I don't remember how to flirt.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Did you just...

[burninglight]

F-forget you heard that.

[...is he turning red]