week 2

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Week 2

[It's been about a week since the Champions woke up in their new consumerist hellscape of a temporary home and, despite a few odd goings on and the bomb incident with Church and Nari, things haven't been as bad as they could be. No one is even dead yet! But let's see how long that lasts.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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(( Also, don't forget to submit your AC and item rolls! You can also bother your Overseer here. ))

Comments

[everylittlesecret]

[Not everyone is as sweet and kind as Jane, it's a simple fact.]

That makes me wonder if I have anything I could even stick stickers on... if I had my survival guide, I'd def put a few cats in that.

[cyan_maid]

[Jane gestures to the entire mall.] It's not like the rest of this place couldn't use some cheer, right?

[everylittlesecret]

Right! Besides, cats are great. Especially Neko Atsume cats. There's even one called Guy Furry.

[cyan_maid]

...Oh my God.

[why is he e v e r y w h e r e]

[everylittlesecret]

Japan loves the guy.

[Who knows why...]

[cyan_maid]

Why?

[everylittlesecret]

Why do they like weird tasting soda, like takoyaki and teriyaki? The world may never know.

[cyan_maid]

...Okay, I guess I'm going to have to look up the fact of teriyaki soda even existing...

[That sounds terrifying. Don't tell Jane about Japan's obsession with mayo, she's not white enough to handle that. Then again, no one is.]

[everylittlesecret]

It's........ let's just it tastes really weird. Though nothing beats their obsession with Kit Kats.

[cyan_maid]

...See, the Kit Kat thing I've heard about in passing! Not the soda.

[everylittlesecret]

Soda, water, you name it. They have what's called Calpico, which is a yogurt soda water atrocity.

[cyan_maid]

...Oh beans, but why?! That's just...those textures...no! That's not a good thing to mix!

[everylittlesecret]

Fuck if I know. It's the Japanese. They eat natto, which is one of the most disgusting things in the world, even if I find jello even more abhorrent.

[cyan_maid]

...What is a natto?

[everylittlesecret]

Fermented soybeans. It's super slimy. I don't like slimy.

[cyan_maid]

O-Oh. Well...I don't blame you for that. Slimy is...not something a lot of people like to eat.

[everylittlesecret]

I am someone who will try everything at least once... and then regret later.

[cyan_maid]

At least you put in the effort to try it once?

[everylittlesecret]

My dad would be proud of me. Mom didn't care what we ate, as long as we didn't die from it.

[cyan_maid]

...Uh...

[THAT'S...NOT GOOD PARENTING...]

My Dad would likely argue with your mother on that kind of behavior.

[everylittlesecret]

Eh. I'm glad I had one caring parent. Besides, my mom is kind of terrifying in an argument.

[cyan_maid]

So's my Dad.

[He can punch through stone walls.]

[everylittlesecret]

............. yeah, but I think my mom might kill people for a living. Just.... a weird feeling I get from her sometimes, and some of the things she taught us over the years. But I could be wrong.

[cyan_maid]

Oh. Hm. My Dad works in an office, but...he can handle himself pretty well.

[What is wrong with everyone in Homestuck]

[everylittlesecret]

My mom... just kinds of disappears for days to weeks. Then when she comes back, we tend to have to move.