week 2

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Week 2

[It's been about a week since the Champions woke up in their new consumerist hellscape of a temporary home and, despite a few odd goings on and the bomb incident with Church and Nari, things haven't been as bad as they could be. No one is even dead yet! But let's see how long that lasts.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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(( Also, don't forget to submit your AC and item rolls! You can also bother your Overseer here. ))

Comments

[cyan_maid]

...Well...it's only really dangerous if you eat it, but I'd like to think we are all capable of making the deduction that lubricant is not edible.

[daughterofthemark]

It is only that it seems as though you wish to ensure we avoid using it.

[cyan_maid]

F-for good reason! We don't need to use it! Nobody is having that much sex!!!!

[oops]

[daughterofthemark]

--what?!

[Arianna looks at the lube, then back at Jane, then at this wall isn't it fascinating?!]

[cyan_maid]

[Oh

Oh Jesus

Oh Jesus H Christ she just blurted that right the hell out didn't she

Excuse Jane for a moment as she turns beet red and shoves her head in her hands, wishing she would melt right into the fucking ground.]

[daughterofthemark]

--Dame Jane? I had no intention of--are you all right?

[cyan_maid]

I'm so sorry...........

[daughterofthemark]

You need not apologize! I am grateful for your explanation! Truly!

[For certain definitions of "grateful."]

[cyan_maid]

[No, she needs to, or else ding ding a body will be discovered]

Ooooh gosh...just...promise me, Miss Arianna, that you'll put it somewhere...that nobody can stumble upon it...

[daughterofthemark]

I am uncertain of my ability to put it anywhere!

[THEY COULD PROBABLY BOTH FIT INSIDE IT AT ONCE]

[cyan_maid]

D-Do you need help lifting it? Maybe...maybe we can get rid of it together!!

[daughterofthemark]

I could not ask you to handle such a--substance!

[cyan_maid]

A-As long as we don't open it we'll be fine!

[Oh no this is some alien's fanfic come true isn't it]

[daughterofthemark]

Then--but where--perhaps if we simply--put it aside?

[A lot of very niche fanfics are coming true this season...]

[cyan_maid]

Yes! And...a-and we'll cover it! And then nobody has to know it's there!