week 2

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Week 2

[It's been about a week since the Champions woke up in their new consumerist hellscape of a temporary home and, despite a few odd goings on and the bomb incident with Church and Nari, things haven't been as bad as they could be. No one is even dead yet! But let's see how long that lasts.

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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(( Also, don't forget to submit your AC and item rolls! You can also bother your Overseer here. ))

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

Veggies are for every growing boy. You could use a few inches yet.

[nightcure]

I'm thirty years old, and we can't all be freakishly tall like you.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Six feet is not freakish. It's a normal boy height for boys. I ate all my veggies and grew up big and strong.

...I had the sudden impulse to try and bench press you but I think we're both better off not knowing if I can actually pull that off.

[nightcure]

It's pretty freakish. There are only seven inches of difference between you and Gladio.

[ "only" ]

... Seriously? Nah, I wanna see you do it. If you can.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Sev--in--seven inches--seven inches what bigger? Or seven inches somewhere else-- [church]

.......See here's the thing about bench pressing. Is. You need two arms?

But the second I feel like lifting all [brb] 155 pounds of you, you're on.

[nightcure]

Seven inches to his height, big guy.

[ smh. ]

Right. I'm gonna hold it to you, when your arm's better.

[motherfucking_ghost]

He's six foot motherfucking seven?

You don't need me as a shield at all, holy shit. He could shield a house.

[nightcure]

Sure is. And he's built like a mountain.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Do you have anyone else that needs shielding, maybe a bunny rabbit or something?

[nightcure]

[ are you ready church ]

We don't have whatever those are on Eos, so nope.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Tinny, fuzzy, long ears, hops around? No? You don't have those or cows?

[nightcure]

... Sounds like Carbuncle.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm telling you, that thing is definitely a chinchilla or something. But I guess different planets have different animals...stands to reason.

[nightcure]

Yeah, makes sense. Do you at least have cats and dogs?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yes! Yes. Thank god. Something normal. I can deal with cats and dogs.

[nightcure]

Wow, it sounds like your world might almost be normal. Everything's better with cats, anyway, so good for you.

[motherfucking_ghost]

No wonder you and Nari get along, you're both such cat people. Don't they cough up hairballs? Do dogs do that? I don't...think they do...

[nightcure]

Because cats are the best. And yep, cats do.

Not sure about dogs.

[motherfucking_ghost]

The closest I've come to a pet is Caboose, because he's as dumb as a pet rock.

Though you look like you're liable to cough up some hairballs yourself, fuzzy.

[nightcure]

[ He's just in the process of pushing a bit of hair out of his face-- ]

What? No, I don't.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Oh my god. It's a family trait. Stupid fucking genetics--hold on, I think I still have some--

[He digs in his pocket, and out come some leftover bobby pins. Hey Noct, do you like personal space? Because Church wastes no time in pushing back some of that hair to pin back.]

There's no reason to keep pushing hair out of your stupid face if it's just gonna fall right back. You're both so dumb.

[nightcure]

Hey--

[ WHY CHURCH!! ]

There's nothing wrong with my hair doing that. It doesn't bother me that much.

[motherfucking_ghost]

[SUFFER AS ARDYN SUFFERED]

Your dumb, your face is dumb, your hair is dumb, and your genetic line is dumb. There. Isn't that better? [is it though]