week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[neverheardofhim]

[God, Varric you're going to get your ass kicked.

But he knows this. And he just. keeps. smiling.]

Most of my jokes aren't.

[refusedtoleave]

Most of your jokes aren't disgusting?

[It's like talking to Rudolf... Only less annoying.]

[neverheardofhim]

[He places his chin on his hand and gazes up at her. The mirth has yet to fade.]

Most of my jokes aren't clean.

[refusedtoleave]

[At least she seems more confused than angry now? Staring and blinking as she tries to work out what that means.]

[neverheardofhim]

[You know... this was funny but now he's just.... kind of exasperated.]

I'm a dirty old man that has a horrible sense of humor, Princess.

[refusedtoleave]

Wha- [That just gets him a strange squeaking noise, then she looks at the ground.]

It really is like talk to him.

[neverheardofhim]

Him? Old flame? Or someone you hate?

[The most exaggerated of winking.]

[refusedtoleave]

[Ew]

My youn- My husband's younger brother. He always says things like that.

[Ew Rudolf]