week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

You.

Have friends.

Besides the nervous stalker.

[imnotfat]

A bunch of fools who can defy even the most hopeless situation. I had never met people more foolhardy and frustratingly difficult to understand than them.

[...but he sounds like he actually has some genuine appreciation for them]

[motherfucking_ghost]

[He can sound it all he wants. Given that's usually how Church sounds about everyone else he knows. It doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter. He's trying really hard not to let it matter.]

So an asshole, an idiot, a pervert, a snob, a know-it-all, a lazy fuck, and an arrogant jackass walk into a bar. And after trying to kill each other for a couple years, they become what could loosely be defined as friends.

So I guess you're probably not lying.

[imnotfat]

It was something like that. [Sounds close enough to what he experienced, leaving aside the length of time] Having a common enemy can do wonders when it's about getting people to not kill each other, apparently.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yeah. I hear that. [This is disgruntling. He should have zero in common with this fuckhole.]

Your buddies didn't manage to make you any less of a fucking snobby little bitch with a superiority complex that can be seen from Alpha Centauri, but meh, I can't stop Caboose from being an idiot or Tucker being a pervert.

[imnotfat]

I told you, didn't I? They did manage to do that.

[Somehow, believe it or not]

[motherfucking_ghost]

No. They just made you want to win via murder less. You're definitely a fucking snobby little bitch with a superiority complex that can be seen from Alpha Centauri.

[imnotfat]

...fine. I am.

[No point in trying to argue that. Togami stands up straight, intending to leave]

At least that explosion plan was useful for something, that much is for sure. It may not have been the way you intended it to be but...it was useful.

[See you, Church]