week 1

[airlockedmods]

Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[misanthropicprinciple]

It's... meh?

[He turns it over to look at it, constantly surprised and disturbed to remember it's a thing.]

Really wish I knew what happened to my real arm, but it's not a bad replacement, I guess. Kind of weird not to feel things properly, though. And it's not like it shoots lasers or anything.

...I tried.

[motherfucking_ghost]

That fucking blows. I had a guy, there was a guy from back home, got all blown to hell, then he had robot parts grafted to him. Not real pretty. But still functional.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Did he get lasers?

[motherfucking_ghost]

...No. I think his butt turned into a fax machine.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Snrrrpffkh.]

What?

[He has to cover his mouth or risk choking on Divin' Drops as he laughs.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm just repeating shit I've heard man. But his CO was really...eccentric. About robotic parts. So who knows.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Are you from a gag anime or something, man? Your life does not sound real.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Wait 'til I tell you about the robot Sarge built that can only speak Spanish. And nobody in the entire canyon speaks Spanish. Or the time we thought Donut got crushed by a falling plane, but it actually pushed him into a surprise underground cave none of us knew existed.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Nobody's real name is actually Donut, come on.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Franklin. Delano. Donut.

[misanthropicprinciple]

No!

[He's dYIN]

Did his parents hate him? They hated him. Jesus Christ.