week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[misanthropicprinciple]

What, you think you were possessed?

[It's asked much more mildly than one might expect. Like it's a genuine possibility to consider.]

[burninglight]

What--not literally, no. Don't be ridiculous.

[jUNPEI]

I meant more to the effect of...instincts I'd forgotten I had, those of a person I've not been in centuries.

[misanthropicprinciple]

And the person you are now would've... what? Stood there? Enjoyed it? Even though it was as much a show of his power over us as his power over Church and Nari? I'm not sure a supervillain would put up with that, either. Maybe it depends on the supervillain.

[He glances over his shoulder at Ardyn before shrugging and returning to his perusal of the wares.]

You don't have to be a good person to do good things. It's all subjective, anyway. You helped my friend, so I'm thanking you.

[burninglight]

...Fine. I don't quite care enough to tell you that's ridiculous, so I'll save my breath. Apparently I actually need that now.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Did you not need to as an immortal supervillain? Bet that came in handy at some point.

[burninglight]

Conditionally. I could still be killed all sorts of gruesome and unappealing ways, but I would just come back from them. Drowning and the like tends to take a bit longer than they should; quite annoying, to tell the truth.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Ah. Uhh, can't say I relate. Most of my deaths happened a lot faster than I wanted them to.

1/2

[burninglight]

Oh, the vast majority of mine have admittedly been rather sudden, I-

[burninglight]

What do you mean 'most'?!

[misanthropicprinciple]

I mean, the time I drowned I'd already been stabbed in the back, so that went pretty quickly. Suffocating took a while, but, you know, I had the woman I loved in my arms, so I could've stood a couple more minutes of that, probably. But spirit willing, body weak, et cetera.

[burninglight]

Please do no tell me there's more than one immortal in this disaster.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Oh, no, I'm ridiculous levels of mortal. Seriously, I don't know if it's my personality or I'm just damn unlucky, but I'm all sorts of killable.

Which I probably shouldn't be telling you, but, ugh, whatever. No, I'm not immortal.

[burninglight]

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Then...what?

[misanthropicprinciple]

...It's really hard to explain without sounding like a crazy person.

[burninglight]

I think I've had enough of crazy and impossible things for a few days, haven't you?

[misanthropicprinciple]

Let's put it this way. I'm psychic, and I'm the kind of psychic whose powers are triggered partially by the danger of my own death, which then lets me... uh... psychically... time travel? To make better choices and not die. Dahhh, that's not really how it works but it's been enough of a day I'm just going to call the explanation there.

[burninglight]

...That makes so little sense that I am compelled to ask exactly no questions.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Great, glad we got that cleared up. Anyway, that's my story.

[He picks a laptop basically at random then moves along to the accessories.]

You seen any webcams in here?

[burninglight]

There seemed to be a couple lying around. Church was trying to stick one to a roomba last I was here.

[you know, as you do]

[misanthropicprinciple]

Requiescat in pace, Rainbow Brite. But yeah, I'm cribbing that idea. Thanks, Church.