week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[misanthropicprinciple]

Oh my god, Squirrel Girl Max? Abso-damn-lutely approved. Also, Doctor Strange is perfect, don't doubt your instincts, man.

Hmmm... Scarlet Witch works for Nari, yeah. Then there's that other redhead, I haven't talked with her yet, but she's built like an Amazon. If we can let DC characters in, she'd make a bitchin' Wonder Woman.

Soma's got the hair to be Quicksilver, though the personality, ehhh. Ushiro--I mean, Natsuhi. Haha, she could be Aunt May. Or Madame Web.

[motherfucking_ghost]

The little guy. Ant-Man. [That's mean, but c'mon.] Heart? Optimus Prime.

[misanthropicprinciple]

[And that's when Junpei started cracking up.]

Clar--Clarith--

Tenderheart Care Bear. [WHEEZE.] CLARE BEAR.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Holy shit. Hold on, wait wait wait--the purple one!

My Little Princess.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Aragorn son of Arathorn Lucis Coelacanth Tenjou Wakaba Kirk! ...Of Calzonia!

[motherfucking_ghost]

Holy shit you giant nerd!

...Does that make me Kirk, too, cuz I will take it.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Sure, he can be George and you can be Jim, no problem. Who are we missing... oh. Jane? She seems like such a normal kid, though.

[motherfucking_ghost]

We need a better one for Soma. He's definitely Chosen One material, just don't call him that. Jane is...a kid who's seen a lot? Prettyboy needs a villain name, straight up. The sextuplet. Yuyu. Uhhh. [Hold on checking the PIP.] The blue haired pilot. The ye olde timey girl. Stalker supreme. Knock-Knock needs a better one than Midnighter. I'm willing to settle for Batman for the night theme, but we can do better...

[misanthropicprinciple]

Hold on, back up. Prettyboy is who? The blond?

[There are a disproportionate number of pretty guys here and at least two are villain-worthy, he thinks.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Tall, blonde, and punchable. I need a nickname for him so I'm not accidentally complimenting him every time, damn it.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Draco Malfoy.

[motherfucking_ghost]

My god. It's perfect. How did I not think of that immediately. I am ashamed.