week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[burninglight]

...That's different.

[ARDYN]

And you are...?

[murderousfiend]

Genocider Sho-- or if you like the girly version, you can call me Syo~~

[SHRUG.]

The Ultimate Murderous Fiend at your service!

[burninglight]

[Huh.]

Ardyn. Charmed, I'm sure. [gee fukawa how come xander lets you have TWO titles]

[murderousfiend]

Oh quite, huuhuu... I always love meeting another good looking man.

[Hey Syo could you Not.]

[scourgingstars]

Apologies, you're a bit too young for me.

[murderousfiend]

Oh well-- everyone has to have a type. Besides, I already have my White Knight-- with him, I don't need another man.

[burninglight]

How are you doing that with your tongue.

[murderousfiend]

Ohhhhh so you're interested? It's super useful.

[turns and stares into the camera

gently whispers 'fuck u nao']

But there's no "how". I guess you could say it's a natural talent~

[burninglight]

[you love me]

'Morbidly fascinated' is the term I would use.

[murderousfiend]

It's a real party pleaser gyaahahahah!! Oh but I can teach you all the important stuff-- size isn't reaaaaally important here~

[Nah save that for other places.]

[burninglight]

I appreciate the offer, but will have to politely decline.

[we're not getting into 'ardyn lucis caelum was a skank' territory today, okay]

[murderousfiend]

Oh well, the offer remains~~ You'll need it sooner or later. It's going to get booooring here sooner or later.

[scourgingstars]

I hate to inform you, but it's already quite monotonous.

[murderousfiend]

Isn't it just? Hope's Peak was just as droll-- at least watching Naegi get into everyone's pants was entertaining~~

[scourgingstars]

...Just do us all a favor and keep your implied voyeuristic tendencies a bit quieter than that.

[murderousfiend]

Oh that's silly~~ there's nothing implied about it. Gyaahahaha~ what can I say-- I love a good hot loving.

[scourgingstars]

Charming. How exactly do we get Fukawa back?

[murderousfiend]

Why would you want that dull thing back?

[All of you are clearly stupid.]

[scourgingstars]

What? Don't tell me the pair of you can't coexist.

[murderousfiend]

Coexist... sure, I guess if having to tolerate the other one counts. It's so hard when your other half is such a useless gray cloud.

[burninglight]

She's perhaps a bit twitchy, but at least she was helpful instead of instantly flirting with me.

[murderousfiend]

"Helpful"... more like "annoying". I can't believe she didn't tell you her little trick.

...but then I guess the idiot didn't think I'd have a way out. Surprise~~

[Look at this bundle of helpfulness.]

[scourgingstars]

Humans tend to frown upon 'I'm playing host to murderous tendencies' in my experience, so it's little wonder she kept quiet.