week 1

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Week 1

[After the reveal of their handsome and well-dressed but stern-looking Overseer on Sunday, the Champions were left to their own devices in investigating the mall to their hearts' content. At around 10 pm every night the lights in all the shops will go down and the sturdy metal grates over the doors of the restaurants will go down. The stores will remain unlocked, though.

On Monday morning, a buzzing alarm chirps at them again from their PIPs at 7 am on the dot. There's also a pop-up message waiting for them: a notice announcing Xander will be holding office hours

Enjoy your week, Champions.]

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Comments

[everylittlesecret]

Hmmm... Dress number three. Girls have ways to keep dresses up without fashion tape, you know. [Your shoulders are too buff for straps, Pecs.]

I might have the perfect shaped breasts for strapless, but even I need to do things to keep my clothes up. Gravity is a bitch.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I'm gonna have to let every girl know when I'm definitely not staring at their boobs even when someone is explicitly talking about their boobs.

...I'm at least trying really hard not to stare at your boobs.

[He wrangles the dresses to put them back but starts cracking up, and comes back with a new one, holding it up high so it doesn't drag.] This! You should totally put it on and go walk around looking like an empress, holy shit.

[everylittlesecret]

Hey, I can't blame you. They're nice. But there's girls here with much nicer assets.

[She watches him, then laughs as she shakes her head.]

No way! I could never pull that off! I don't have a regal bone in my body.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Hey hey hey, 'bigger' and 'nicer' aren't always the same when it comes to boobs. And anyway, maybe you're not a regal dragon, but also, go to that spa place get done up a little, get some bomb-ass makeup on, boom, regal empress Her Majesty Rainbow Dash the First, Empress of Mallington.

[everylittlesecret]

True... [Weeeeeh] Yes, but my ensemble would be incomplete. Doesn't an empress need things like knights and such? I can't be all regal by myself.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Well, apparently I'm supposed to be something kinda like that to a king. No reason I can't be Sir Church of Blood Gulch to other royalty, fake royalty or not.

[everylittlesecret]

Oh hey, I'm listed as something called a Crownsguard. Nyactis told me that's something from his world. Guess we both serve royalty but don't remember?

[She'd rather serve royalty than be yakuza.]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Yeah, but what does that even--oh. my god. Did you just call him--I haven't even settled on a name for him yet, but Nyactis, that's--that's gold.

[everylittlesecret]

Right? He and I talked about cats, and it just was perfect. Nyactis Mewcius Claweum.

[motherfucking_ghost]

The whole name. You're good at this. I need to narrow down some options for people, but you've got to keep that.

[everylittlesecret]

I def will. He's a fellow cat lover, thus a cat name is the only option.

[motherfucking_ghost]

I haven't even seen a cat in years. They would probably hiss at me. Or stare at me. [Because when cats stare at an empty corner they are Communing With Ghosts!] Probably I don't want to find out.

[everylittlesecret]

I lived with a cat before coming here. She's a sweetheart... and I hope she's doing okay. Honestly, I think she'd like you. She's not too picky about people as long as they don't pull on her tail.

[motherfucking_ghost]

Nah, I'm not cruel like that. If she wants to lay on me and purr to her heart's content, maybe cats are cool by me. ...Maybe it's good we didn't end up with, like, a pet store in this section of the mall.

[everylittlesecret]

I, for one, hate mall pet stores. All they ever have is puppy mill type animals, overpriced food that isn't healthy for them, and dick employees who don't know the difference between a gecko and a newt.

[motherfucking_ghost]

...Am I gonna regret asking what the difference is?

[everylittlesecret]

Geckos are lizards and newts are salamanders. Two very different environments for those little guyses tanks.